swingkitten

weiner

Oops! I mean Wiener.

ai chingao! ulcers are bad. do you have grasshopper juice for them?

i am 90% sure i am coming to pdx. should know for-certain by tonight.

Had fun hanging out.

We must do it agian sometime.

Ooh dear, yeah that's pretty humbling. Doesn't do much for a person's air of sexiness either. But then if you can get a good laugh about it, that's a good thing. The nose thing has me cringing, that'd sure as shootin' clear the ol' sinuses...

Wow, a hundred and <mumble,cough> pounds of chocolate till the end of time. That'd really be something...

I can see how that would be humbling

yes, yes, i owe you a picture. you were supposed to email me, too. i may be in pdx in april to get my stuff. not sure yet, but you'll be damn near the first to know.

i drank 2 flasks of pucker 2 nights ago. this is normally a bad idea, esp considering i haven't touched alcohol in months. however, it was especially bad this time since i had yoga + weight-training yesterday.

yoga's rad. i figure in six more months i should be able to suck my own cock.

i still feel like ass today. blah. glad you had fun at the park, though. mind if i project myself vicariously into that memory?

it has been a while since ole raze got flustery, and the fun type of flustery at that, i shall feel a vicarious fluster through your journal now....

Wouldn't you rather have your very own pet Satan?

Okay, dumb question.

thank you for the info about the profile pic....i'm in portland an talkin to laughsalot about ridin' with zoobomb.....do you ride?.......maybe you could come along.......sounds like fun......

*bubs*

congrats monkey..i knew you could do it*hugs*

no one ever posts in my journal when i'm all bloggy and pretentious. *whine*

...this is the place to whine, right? the new hip spot?

No, you're not exclusively on there... but you're still first on my list, and I still want to hang out with you- I mean, I REALLY want to hang out with you.

What's the deal with your current crush, anyway? You can have me any damn time you want.

Hello out there in internet land.

Glad you're havin fun with the new car.

Hope you finally got that homework done.

I'm not a betting man myself.

I didn't get laid on Valentines' Day either, and I have piles of homework to get done.

On the other hand, my car runs like a dream as well. Oh, and I think you're cute as fawk.

damn it woman i was hoping you would be there so where did the fucking people gO?

hope your midterms went super! *bends time, crosses fingers*