surlymike

I'm not quite sure why this is considered a news story.

Just imagine what would happen to an American politician who suggested this.

Can anyone figure out why handlebar moustaches went out of style? Not that I could actually grow one, but it seems as though its appeal is timeless.



My friend's mom had a severe heart attack the other day. I haven't heard any updates and probably won't for at least a few days, but they're both in my thoughts very often.

This week's audit at work is going fairly smoothly. But, then, considering that *I* was the one who filed the report being audited, isn't it rather amazing that they're able to make any changes at all?



Not to be morbid, but where do you want to be buried (or have your ashes scattered)? Having my ashes spread over the coastline of Maine ranks quite highly, but, then, the comedic potential of replacing my co-worker's coffee grinds is a powerful pull, as well.

OK, so I am morbid.