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I'm going to Denver for the weekend with fellow travel nut HolaGatita. In the meantime, you can watch the always-inappropriate Borat and tell me if you find him amusing. Sure, this video isn't new, but it still makes me laugh. People are so frigging strange. confused



Keep in mind that Sascha Baron Cohen is Jewish himself. And the man writes a damn catchy song!

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afterbirth:
Yeah, you inadvertantly came up with her new nickname!
shellymc:
you have an obvious flair for the poetry!
good for you...
a natural talent indeed biggrin
i'm heading off...
so to you and C..
have a good night kiss
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If an exact duplicate of yourself were to magically appear and offer to perform oral sex on you, would you accept the offer?
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melladoree:
liked best - Well there was the guy who came over from another table and stood at the foot of our 20 person party and got the attention of the whole restaurant and I hid because I thought he was going to make a big production about my birthday BUT he actually wanted to exclaim his love for the woman at HIS table who also was the niece of Marvin gaye - it was hillarious! Other than that I was just really happy that so many people came because I usually have most of my friends flake (but seriously that was the 6 years I was at college and everyone was partied out from the summer)
bedheadchicken:
oh I TOTALLY agree!! the benefits of everyone in America being armed would FAR outweigh the drawbacks. Just think how exciting the nightly news would be!
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corpho:
You can see by my picture I'm clearly not black.

tongue
shellymc:
today was a little better..
how was your day?
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jody:
Gee, thanks. blush
Come clean my house when you're done. And wear a little maid's oufit, please. I swear we have two rooms that are full of random stuff that needs to be disposed of. I mean, really full. There's no floor space to be seen. We need to have a garage sale or find a charity to come pick it up or something.
First we need to sort out the wee bit of stuff that we actually want. I estimate many weeks of work needed.
So I'll ignore it a bit longer. Maybe when I'm recovering from my race.
bedheadchicken:
I've wondered about the bidets recently myself. In fact I've spent far too much time thinking about them. I don't have a good answer as to why they never caught on except that they're french.

and I've covered the 50's (you heard right), 60s, 70's and 80s.

huh.
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I liked my Tuesday very much. After work, I was able to catch up with SG-to-be Michele and her significant other (I believe that his name is Lord Huffington), two excellent Albertans to be sure. Yes, I shouldn't have faced towards the light in taking that picture. Bad me. By the way, if the picture is cut off, right click "view image" to see it...
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happycherries:
yes I hate them all. My husband forced me to see the jackass movie while pregnant with my second child. I had nightmares about the jackass boys trying to abduct my poor infant (who wasn't born yet.). I dont like them!! mad
brandi77:
No, not there yet. Maybe tomorrow nightish.
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Just try to get enough of this website!
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shellymc:
"The Birds" is still my favorite Hitchcock film biggrin
shellymc:
a dick to orange juice?
i have no clue....
I'm heading off soon though..
bad day at work!
left me exhausted and in a shitty mood..
hopefully i'll be up to par tomorrow.
or is that tommorow?
maybe i should start doing spellcheck?
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poolshark:
At least I can be thankful that I have a healthy heart unlike:

poolshark:
I've always been a big fan of baseball. Around age 5, I said "I'm a Red Sox fan". That's it. I know it's a really exciting story!
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shellymc:
he's worried about getting a virus.. wink
corpho:
I love those clowns! Doesn't Homer eventually imagine them on fire (because his coworkers are burning)? A clear case of detaching oneself from trauma by means of stress compartmentalization and so on and so forth....
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dorwayin:
oh god, my eyes, they burn tongue
dorwayin:
seriously though, that is one of the best things anyone has done for me in a while
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shellymc:
my life is five times more boring...
i swear!
i'm heading off to bed early tonight...
i got up far too early this morning, plus i had not nearly enough
caffeine today.
so i'm crashing ...
talk soon kiss
shellymc:
thanks....
i'll talk to you tomm..
when i'm actually coherent...


did i spell that right?
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shellymc:
soon!
its hard to do a photoshoot with our busy schedules...
but i swear i will pose with that satanic instrument in due time!

at least before he gives it away to his brother.

Pale crooked toothed men is the rage!
or did you not get the memo?
holagatita:
thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! smile kiss miao!! biggrin
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The thermometer is expected to reach 90 in Seattle today. And that's Celsius so you know that it should be a scorcher.

Last night, I dreamed that I was in a class being taught by Garrison Keillor. I scored an 85 on the test, but the bastard still only gave me a C. Despite my vehement protests, he wasn't budging. When you realise that only...
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shellymc:
I need to buy AbFab on dvd soon!
its hard to find around here....
so i think i'm going to have to try Newbury comics to get it.
damn.... i miss that show!

i saw a film with Michele in in recently called "A perfect fit"
i was not that impressed, and can honestly say that my longtime
infatuation with that girl is slowly coming to an end.

yay me!
shellymc:
a big hearty fuck you indeed biggrin
thanks Mike...
i'm off to bed, talk soon..