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Tuesday Jan 06, 2004

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i can't wait for my buddy Adore's set to go up... she's such a cutie and a sweet girl, to boot. love

worked today... wasn't bad. it was slow, so we got to goof off a bit more than usual. i listened to the bronx and every time i die at work today... they both kick ass. smile

i talked to my manager who said that they're probably taking me for my new job sooner than expected... so, hopefully that'll start in the next week or two. i'm so excited to finally start doing something more related to what i went to college for... it won't feel like i wasted so much money on my education then.

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this is for the nerds (who've probably already seen it, it's one of those e-mail fwd's that you get like 10 times a day):

Notorious al-Gebra Terrorists

At New York's Kennedy airport today, an individual later discovered to be a public school teacher was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, protractor, T-square, and sliderule.

At a morning press conference, Attorney General John Ashcroft said he believes the man is a member of the notorious al-Gebra movement. The teacher is being charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.

"Al-Gebra is a fearsome cult," Ashcroft said. "They desire average solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a search of absolute value. They use secret code names like "x" and "y" and refer to themselves as "unknowns", but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country.

"As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, there are three sides to every triangle," Ashcroft declared.

When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes."

"I am gratified that our government has given us a sine that it is intent on protracting us from these math-dogs who are willing to disintegrate us with calculus disregard. Murky statisticians love to inflict plane on every sphere of influence," the President said, adding: "Under the circumferences, we must differentiate their root, make our point, and draw the line."

President Bush warned, "These weapons of math instruction have the potential to decimal everything in their math on a scalene never before seen unless we become exponents of a Higher Power and begin to factor-in random facts of vertex."

Attorney General Ashcroft went on to note, "As a former leader once said, 'read my ellipse.' One principle I am uncertain of -- though they continue to multiply, their days are numbered as the hypotenuse tightens around their necks."
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adrenalynne:
its because she's hawt.

and so is her mom. haha. everyone REALLY just wants her mom.
Jan 7, 2004
rxqueen:
...COOTER! wink
Jan 7, 2004

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