6 Things never to say to a girl in a bar
1. Can you take my photo with your friends?
2. Can you give your friends my number?
3. Sorry, I don't go for thick girls.
4. No offence, but you make me feel short.
5. Are you Jewish, cause your nose is very Jewish?
6. Hey, your friends are hot, are they single?
5 things never to do to a girl in a bar
1. Look at a girl and then start making fun of her dancing
2. Point and laugh
3. Spill beer on her and then tell her to get out of the way
4. Push her out of the way and start trying to grind with her friend
5. Wink and lick lips suggestively and put in a little grind thrust
Ok, so number 5 on the things never to do to a girl was done to one of my friends. But the others are ALL true. Every last one. Most of which have happened to me in the past three weeks. Meg is grrr arg.
1. Can you take my photo with your friends?
2. Can you give your friends my number?
3. Sorry, I don't go for thick girls.
4. No offence, but you make me feel short.
5. Are you Jewish, cause your nose is very Jewish?
6. Hey, your friends are hot, are they single?
5 things never to do to a girl in a bar
1. Look at a girl and then start making fun of her dancing
2. Point and laugh
3. Spill beer on her and then tell her to get out of the way
4. Push her out of the way and start trying to grind with her friend
5. Wink and lick lips suggestively and put in a little grind thrust
Ok, so number 5 on the things never to do to a girl was done to one of my friends. But the others are ALL true. Every last one. Most of which have happened to me in the past three weeks. Meg is grrr arg.
gilby:
I think you might be going to the wrong bars.
trocc:
man, there are some loser idiots at those bars you've been going to. you've got to be able to do better than that for your night life. 
