I will have all of you know that I have been using AXE body wash for a few days now. Not a SINGLE strange woman has lept on me in a fit of lust. I did have a crazy weird guy follow me around the grocery store last night does that count? Does that make him gay? Hmmmm deep thoughts I know.
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*realizes he is not woman*
*slinks away*