Yeah, I know that I haven't been updating like I should. Hell I don't know if anybody reads this. Lately I have been nerding it up playing Magic and watching anime and lots and lots of boning. I went to some parties and I did some pillaging. Last weekend I went to my friend Jeff's birthday party. It entailed baby oil wrestling and boozing. I brought a case of King Cobra a.k.a. Snake-Bite. All these boys were turning their noses up at my 40's but come on they were drinking Keystone Light out of a keg. I hung out with my buddy the gorgeous and brilliant Maryana. I protected her from drunken idiots. This coming up weekend we are going to watch lots of Zombie movies. I even ended up pillaging some stuff. Can't say what though....that would be telling. But the booty was worth my effort.

I am a push-up machine.