summamentis

new lesson.

xanex+lotsa alcohol=clark muther fuckin price

so heres how it went down. awkward sausage fest. me take xanex and start drinking. then i ran around and talked bullshit and hit on lots of girls that came later. most were complete indie rock cunts that were having none i of my mohawky shenanigans. then....i stole some shrooms, fell down some stairs, got in an argument with some guy and then i took my pants off, so he and some ladies could see my sexy kung fu legs, in which he proceeded to run away. later i got in a fight with some scottish guy cause he insulted me and my friends, then threw his beer on me and pushed me. i jacked him in the face really hard. he later came and said he was sorry cause various other people told him i would break his back. and finally i went to the waffle house(if you dont know what this place is, its like a ghetto IHOP) where i hit on the waitresses and got phone numbers and then i cut my finger open on a glass i smashed. now remember this is all second hand since i dont remember any of it. i had to piece it together from my friends.