The boss has to lay off one person from his department and he's narrowed the choice down to Ann or Jack. First he invites Ann in. The boss says, "I have a problem. I have to lay you or Jack off." Ann replies, "You better jack off. I have a headache."
"Good actions give strength to ourselves and inspire good actions in others." - Plato
For some reason, I cannot currently post pictures with clever captions. But it's not like anyone would notice.
Still don't have one. Oh my God, what have you done to the cat?
A blonde and a brunette are walking downtown when the brunette sees her boyfriend in a flower shop. "Just great", the brunette complained to the blonde, "my boyfriend is in the flower shop buying me some flowers". The blonde responds, "Why is that a problem?" The brunette replies, "Because now he'll expect me to spend all weekend with my legs spread and my feet up...
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A blonde and a brunette are walking downtown when the brunette sees her boyfriend in a flower shop. "Just great", the brunette complained to the blonde, "my boyfriend is in the flower shop buying me some flowers". The blonde responds, "Why is that a problem?" The brunette replies, "Because now he'll expect me to spend all weekend with my legs spread and my feet up...
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"To love means loving the unlovable. To forgive means pardoning the unpardonable. Faith means believing the unbelievable. Hope means hoping when everything seems hopeless". - G.K. Chesterton
I don't have one. So get off my lawn.
