An old Irish woman visited her physician to ask his advice on reviving her husband's libido. "What about Viagra?", asked the doctor. "It would never happen", she said, "He won't even take an aspirin." "That's not a problem, " replied the doctor. "Give him an Irish Viagra". "What is Irish Viagra?" she asked. "It's when you drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee. He won't...
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Happy birthday @milloux . Have a splendid day.
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