"I can't go back to yesterday because I was a different person then..." - Lewis Carroll (from "Alice's Adventures in Wonderland)
A professor travels to Africa to live with a primitive tribe. He spends years with them, teaching them all about the wonders of science and mathematics. One day the Chief's wife gives birth to.... a white child. Word spreads, and the entire tribe is in shock. The chief pulls the professor aside and says, "Look, you're the only white man we've ever seen around here,...
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suispud1:
Yeah, well, I liked it.
"Overcome the notion that you must be regular. It robs you of the chance to be extraordinary." - Uta Hagen
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suispud1:
Sounds a lot like your life, @lyxzen .
lyxzen:
:)
Thanks Mad, it's good to see you are still willing to skewer what some may perceive as...
"sacred cows".
lewolf:
Two things... "Mad" and "cow" in the same sentence when referring to Hillary... PRICELESS!!! AND... At least it's good to see that Hillary obviously isn't wasting her money on trying designer botox, or attempting to 'face-lift' her way back into politics... she seems to be 'ancient-ing' quite gracefully if not appropriately... Hey, but what difference does it make, Senator? ;)
oneimill:
And that, boys and girls, is how Carol Ann won Hide and Go Seek.
suispud1:
"Hey, where's Carol Ann?" "I thought I saw her with Peter." "Hope he's not trying to bury her again."
"A will finds a way." - Orison Swett Marden
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lyxzen:
Ha!!
suispud1:
Well, it IS......
"I am a slow walker, but I never walk backwards." - Abraham Lincoln
nerdmachine:
I met Abe once. Cool cat. He enjoyed singing songs by The Doors at karaoke.
suispud1:
@nerdmachine , I heard he didn't much care for the theater.
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suispud1:
OMG, I'm really fucking depressed.
ajsul:
When it became necessary!