"Chop your own wood, and it will warm you twice". - Henry Ford
maniasuccubus:
Yes ❤️
Contact her village immediately. They miss their idiot.
tanyabat:
XD
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lalou:
Omg, that's gorgeous!
suispud1:
Soon, I'll have two.
And I defy you not to cry....
http://www.clashdaily.com/2014/07/youll-cry-dying-dogs-last-day-beautiful-sad/
Disregard the site, just read the story.
lyxzen:
I can't ever watch stuff like this unless I'm at home alone…I turn into a blubbering fool!
suispud1:
@lyxzen , I've read it twice. The second I was at the library. Cried like a baby. People asked me if I was okay.
Worst non-existent song title made up from parts of two incredibly crappy songs as performed by the two originally crappy artists....
"Baby, I'm-A Want a Horse with no name" by American Bread.
Hey, it's Sunday. Don't expect fucking Shakespeare.
suispud1:
This was just for me. Happen a lot.
"Tell me and I'll forget; show me and I may remember; involve me and I'll understand". - Chinese Proverb
lyxzen:
I love this.
"Opinions are not right. Opinions are not wrong. Opinions just are."
"Today's celebrities will be tomorrow's cab drivers. Today's cab drivers will be tomorrow's celebrities".
A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner. (After posting it to Facebook). Both he and the wife decide not to tell the kids what kind of meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess. The dad said, "Well, it's what Mommy calls me sometimes". The little girl screamed to her brother, "Don't eat it,...
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virninja:
I love this joke :)
Meet Venus, the chimera cat.
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geekyfox:
This makes me want to remake the Batman movies, but with cats
libris:
What a cutie!
A young woman was taking golf lessons and had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting. Her pain was so intense she decided to return to the clubhouse for medical assistance. The golf pro saw her heading back and said, "You're back early, what's wrong?" "I was stung by a bee," she said. "Where?" he asked. "Between the...
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