Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground. After recovering, he slowly climbed the tree again, jumped, and fell to the ground. The turtle tried again and again while a couple of birds sitting on a nearby branch watched his...
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"The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time." - Bertrand Russell
And he's OK....
Four Catholic men and one Catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peter's Square. The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him Father." The second Catholic man says very proudly, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room, people call him 'Your Grace' ". The third Catholic man says,...
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I would tell you that my superpower is indifference, but then again I really don't care. (Hey, I could have done procrastination, but I would have had to have put it off).
To liberals and conservatives everywhere:
We can be civil to each other without the use of weapons, verbal or otherwise.
"Discovery consists of seeing what everyone has seen and thinking what nobody has thought." - Dr. Albert Szent-Gyorgyi
"Ordinary riches can be stolen, real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that cannot be taken from you". - Oscar Wilde
