A couple was touring the capitol in Washington DC and the guide pointed out a tall, benevolent gentleman as the congressional chaplain. The lady asked, "What does the chaplain do? Does he pray for the Senate and House?" The guide answered, "I'm afraid not. He gets up, looks at both houses of Congress, then prays for the country".
Why yes, yes he is.....
ericwine:
Indeed he is.
ramen:
lol
"Who said anything about a horse?" - Pat Sajak
lillithvain:
:)
suispud1:
Thanks, @lillithvain . I wasn't sure anybody was paying attention.
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lillithvain:
It's why i don't have any ;) Ok, I have a few. They all think I'm an asshole but love me anyway.
lyxzen:
AMEN!
"I am always doing that which I cannot do, in order that I may learn how to do it." - Pablo Picasso
"I no longer scramble blindly through hardship. I no longer emerge from a bad time feeling relieved just to have survived. Instead of despairing, I try to find the lesson within the experience." - Halle Berry
Okay, if that's true, how do you explain Extant?
I couldn't help but overhear two guys in their mid-twenties while sitting in the bar last night. One of the guys says to his buddy, "Man, you look tired." His buddy says, "Man, I'm exhausted. My girlfriend and I have sex all the time. She's after me 3 and 4 times a day. I just don't know what to do." A fellow about 55, sitting...
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suispud1:
This went over really well.
suispud1:
"Opinions have greater power than the strength of hands." - Sophocles
Vote dammit (if you haven't already). Take responsibility. I would say "vote early, vote often", but that would be illegal.
iggy:
You better believe I'm going to cast my little blue vote into this big red cesspool!
suispud1:
Exercise your rights, @iggy .
"Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." - Carl Sagan