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Turtle + forest = joke

Aug 6, 2014
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Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground. After recovering, he slowly climbed the tree again, jumped, and fell to the ground. The turtle tried again and again while a couple of birds sitting on a nearby branch watched his sad efforts. Finally, the female bird turned to her mate and chirped, "Dear, I think it's time we tell him he's adopted."

caia:
:D
Aug 6, 2014
maniasuccubus:
Cool 😂
Aug 7, 2014

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