Four Catholic men and one Catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peter's Square. The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him Father." The second Catholic man says very proudly, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room, people call him 'Your Grace' ". The third Catholic man says, "My son is a Cardinal, and when he walks into a room, people call him 'Your Eminence'". The fourth Catholic man says, with unabashed pride, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room, people call him 'Your Holiness'". Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men gave her a subtle, "Well____?" She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38"DD bust, 24" waist, and 34" hips and when she walks into a room, everybody says, "Oh My God".
