An old Irish woman visited her physician to ask his advice on reviving her husband's libido. "What about Viagra?", asked the doctor. "It would never happen", she said, "He won't even take an aspirin." "That's not a problem, " replied the doctor. "Give him an Irish Viagra". "What is Irish Viagra?" she asked. "It's when you drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee. He won't even taste it. Give it a try, call me in a week to let me know how things went." It was a week later that she called the doctor, who asked how things had gone. "Oh, it was horrid. Just terrible, doctor." "Really? What happened?" asked the doctor. "Well, I did as you advised and slipped it into his coffee and the effect was almost immediate. He jumped straight up, with a smile on his face and a twinkle his eye. With one swoop of his arms, he ripped my clothes to tatters and he took me then and there passionately on the tabletop. 'Twas a nightmare I tell you, an absolute nightmare!" "Why so terrible?" asked the doctor. "You mean the sex your husband provided for you wasn't good?" "It was the best sex I've had in 25 years, but as sure as I'm sittin' here, I'll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again."
