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An old man was on his death bed. He wanted badly to take some of his money with him. He called his priest, his lawyer and his doctor to his bedside. "Here's $30,000 to be held by each of you. I trust you to put this in my coffin when I die so that I can take all my money with me".

At the funeral, each man put an envelope in the coffin. Riding away in a limousine, the priest suddenly broke into tears and confessed, "I had only put $20,000 into the envelope because I needed $10,000 for a new baptistery."

"Well, since we're confiding in each other," said the doctor,"I only put $10,000 in the envelope because we needed a new machine for the hospital and it cost $20,000."

The lawyer was aghast. "I'm ashamed of both of you", he exclaimed, "I want it known that when I put my envelope in that my coffin, it held my personal check for the full $30,000.":