Still don't have one. Oh my God, what have you done to the cat?
lalou:
Lol, wut?
A blonde and a brunette are walking downtown when the brunette sees her boyfriend in a flower shop. "Just great", the brunette complained to the blonde, "my boyfriend is in the flower shop buying me some flowers". The blonde responds, "Why is that a problem?" The brunette replies, "Because now he'll expect me to spend all weekend with my legs spread and my feet up...
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totem:
Ha!
azera:
bah!
A blonde and a brunette are walking downtown when the brunette sees her boyfriend in a flower shop. "Just great", the brunette complained to the blonde, "my boyfriend is in the flower shop buying me some flowers". The blonde responds, "Why is that a problem?" The brunette replies, "Because now he'll expect me to spend all weekend with my legs spread and my feet up...
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lalou:
I don't take kindly to girls who sexually neglect their guys, lol.
"To love means loving the unlovable. To forgive means pardoning the unpardonable. Faith means believing the unbelievable. Hope means hoping when everything seems hopeless". - G.K. Chesterton
I don't have one. So get off my lawn.
lalou:
Lol! Get off my lawn. I want to use that in a conversation.
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geekyfox:
Growing old is inevitable, growing up is optional
lalou:
Lol, gonna take more than a broken swing for me to let go of my childhood.
"Laugh at yourself, but don't ever aim your doubt at yourself. Be bold. When you embark for strange places, don't leave any of yourself safely on shore. Have the nerve to go into unexplored territory." - Alan Alda
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suispud1:
@_tombstone_ , yes, Bob Ross. He used to come on and I was always afraid of stuff flying out of his hair.
_tombstone_:
Haha - only saw him a few times - amazing painter n uber creepy dude :)
"An idea that is developed and put into action is more important than an idea that exists only as an idea." - Buddha
usagimomo:
So let's do it!
suispud1:
Just a joke, people.
"A person is not given integrity. It results from the relentless pursuit of honesty at all times." - Unknown