I am so excited.
Downright happy.
It's almost foreign.

Quick.

Someone give me a blow to the kidneys.

Oh yeah, almost forgot...
An acquainance of mine shot himself in the face yesterday.
I had hung out with him a bit in his younger years,
but he'd turned into a deranged crackhead.
Even though I wasn't close to him
it still feels funny.

Just say no.

And if you HAVE TO blow your head off,
at least have the courtesy to leave your parents house first.