suicide_blonde

So I'm standing in line at the pharmacy to get my monthly prescription. There are two little old ladies behind me. The pharmacist tells me that my insurance copay is $10, as usual. I begin to pay, but stop midway when I hear one old lady say to the other "She could save ten bucks a month if she would just practice abstinence."

I couldn't believe the audacity of that old broad. I literally had to bite my tongue to keep from verbally tearing her apart in public. I left the pharmacy fuming, so naturally, I call my mother to bitch about it. I tell her the story, and about how I was so upset.

My darling mother's response?

"Get over it, slut."

Best. Mom. Ever.