So I'm standing in line at the pharmacy to get my monthly prescription. There are two little old ladies behind me. The pharmacist tells me that my insurance copay is $10, as usual. I begin to pay, but stop midway when I hear one old lady say to the other "She could save ten bucks a month if she would just practice abstinence."
I couldn't believe the audacity of that old broad. I literally had to bite my tongue to keep from verbally tearing her apart in public. I left the pharmacy fuming, so naturally, I call my mother to bitch about it. I tell her the story, and about how I was so upset.
My darling mother's response?
"Get over it, slut."
Best. Mom. Ever.
I couldn't believe the audacity of that old broad. I literally had to bite my tongue to keep from verbally tearing her apart in public. I left the pharmacy fuming, so naturally, I call my mother to bitch about it. I tell her the story, and about how I was so upset.
My darling mother's response?
"Get over it, slut."
Best. Mom. Ever.
factory_girl:
what a little mouth on that old lady!
knives2meatyou:
We love mom. She have any naked pics???