I was on my way to a hot date yesterday when my waterpump decided to quit on me. I saw that my engine had overheated, but I was fucking stuck behind a train. Ever see that car commercial with J Spader where he's going to a wedding and he gets stuck behind a train? It was like that. The light rattling was becoming loud chunks....
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I can't go a day without doing something stupid.
I went to the store and I was looking at some shirts, but I had no idea what size I wore. So I take two to the fitting room along with some t-shirts and there's a girl there who watches the door. She takes the t-shirts and start going in, but then I thought "Oh, this...
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I went to the store and I was looking at some shirts, but I had no idea what size I wore. So I take two to the fitting room along with some t-shirts and there's a girl there who watches the door. She takes the t-shirts and start going in, but then I thought "Oh, this...
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venice:
My god, that's the worst thing I've heard in a long time 
You poor thing.
You poor thing.
Woohoo! Payday!
No more dollar value meals!
No more searching the fridge and cupboards for things that might still be edible!
Today I eat organic and healthy.
Ha, I'm a simple
. It's all about my belly. At least until it's all about my wiener. I feel like eating a banana and swinging from the trees.
No more dollar value meals!
No more searching the fridge and cupboards for things that might still be edible!
Today I eat organic and healthy.
Ha, I'm a simple
. It's all about my belly. At least until it's all about my wiener. I feel like eating a banana and swinging from the trees.
adelina:
ha ha ha. my dogs think only of their bellies and wieners too, except after their balls were cut off they think more about the former.
...money is great. why doesnt it grow on trees? payday is this fucking friday for me. i need it.
...money is great. why doesnt it grow on trees? payday is this fucking friday for me. i need it.
adelina:
me & the old man live in sd
Well. I guess it's time to update. I've been in the lab constantly making hours to compensate for the four day road trip. My sweetness is moving back into her college today so I have a Saturday morning with not much to do.
The phone: I'll called qwest, and they were like, "Oh, the problem is in the central office. It says it'll take two...
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The phone: I'll called qwest, and they were like, "Oh, the problem is in the central office. It says it'll take two...
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adelina:
good i'm impressed you didnt kill anything on your roadtrip. i accidentally hit a squirrel or rabbit in the middle of the night on my last roadtrip and i felt like killing myself.
you and v should drive all the way south down the california coast, and say howdy to me.
you and v should drive all the way south down the california coast, and say howdy to me.
venice:
hey, i think adelina's got a good idea there...
My phone is completely dead. I have no idea why. This is not a good time to be phoneless, I got calls to make and recieve. I've tracked it around the house and it looks like the line is cut somewhere. I wish I had a multimeter here at home, it would make it easier to locate the problem.
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adelina:
have FUN on your mini vacation! you back yet?
you back yet?
adelina:
have you fixed your phone or what
I like how my likeness is an emoticon.
Perhaps I should change my name to the "Butt Pirate"
Perhaps I should change my name to the "Butt Pirate"
venice:
Is that what you do, huh? Flinging poo is an approach I've never even considered. Maybe I'll have to give it a try.
So i just got home. I've been in the lab since 1pm monday and I only ducked out twice. Once to see my sweets for an hour and another to forage for protien and coffee. I used to work 18hrs a day (almost everyday) for a time when I was defending the homeland from uncontrolled nuclear reactions, but this breaks all records. 26 hours of...
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adelina:
homeland defender? 
"protien!?"
"exCerSiCe!?"
hehehe. sorry! you know i think you're the greatest george.
[Edited on Aug 17, 2004 6:57PM]
"protien!?"
"exCerSiCe!?"
hehehe. sorry! you know i think you're the greatest george.
[Edited on Aug 17, 2004 6:57PM]
venice:
Haha, when Adelina corrects your spelling, I don't have to! I like this.
Good job working that much. You deserve a prize, but alas, I'm way over here, and you're passing out. Too bad for you.
Good job working that much. You deserve a prize, but alas, I'm way over here, and you're passing out. Too bad for you.
I now have a new keyboard. Appearently I had dumped a whole glass of water in the other one and whenever I needed to type something I had to use the mouse and cut and paste text from other documents in the same way ransom notes are made from newspapers.
This keyboard is too special to treat so badly and someday I will use it...
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This keyboard is too special to treat so badly and someday I will use it...
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venice:
How thrilling, a new keyboard. Did you have to go out and buy it? Because it seems to me you couldn't really afford that...
I think that doing pushups is probably an excellent use of your time. I wish I were doing pushups, or that I could do pushups at all. I think I can do one. Maybe.
I am still procrastinating on that lab report. How are you supposed to motivate yourself to do those things? They're so pointless...
Anyway, I'm really lame and boring and a bit tired from staring at my computer wasting time all day. Maybe it would have been better if we hadn't gotten DSL. I'm back to wasting my life here.
(tea tomorrow or no?)
I think that doing pushups is probably an excellent use of your time. I wish I were doing pushups, or that I could do pushups at all. I think I can do one. Maybe.
I am still procrastinating on that lab report. How are you supposed to motivate yourself to do those things? They're so pointless...
Anyway, I'm really lame and boring and a bit tired from staring at my computer wasting time all day. Maybe it would have been better if we hadn't gotten DSL. I'm back to wasting my life here.
(tea tomorrow or no?)
hotpockets:
Advice for next time: On-Screen Keyboard is the awesome. I use it when my batteries go out on my wireless. It's under Accessories -> Accessibility. 
Ineed a new KEyBOARD
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adelina:
just dropping by to say howdydoo to mr nobel prize winning poet
venice:
I'm rather fond of lying on the grass and staring at the sky for hours. Isn't much time for that either.
Ten Thousand Villages is a non-profit store that sells things from all sorts of disadvantaged countries and gives all the profits back to the artisans. Fair trade kind of thing. There's a lot of nice stuff there. I bought a nice journal with leaves on the front of it (we couldn't resist them) and some cards, and some paper stars that hang in a chain and a hanging stack of turtles and a little stone elephant. Stuff like that. Totally unnecessary stuff. They had a lot of nice brightly colored toys and a bunch of really cool instruments, mostly the kind that you shake. There was one I really wanted that I should have gotten. I might go back, although it's the kind of place that we should never go back to, because we spend too much.
I'm mildly flattered that you're feeling totally reclusive but you still want me around. Unless I'm wrong, and you don't want me around at all
I'm procrastinating on writing the stupid conclusion to my stupid lab report. Lame shit.
Ten Thousand Villages is a non-profit store that sells things from all sorts of disadvantaged countries and gives all the profits back to the artisans. Fair trade kind of thing. There's a lot of nice stuff there. I bought a nice journal with leaves on the front of it (we couldn't resist them) and some cards, and some paper stars that hang in a chain and a hanging stack of turtles and a little stone elephant. Stuff like that. Totally unnecessary stuff. They had a lot of nice brightly colored toys and a bunch of really cool instruments, mostly the kind that you shake. There was one I really wanted that I should have gotten. I might go back, although it's the kind of place that we should never go back to, because we spend too much.
I'm mildly flattered that you're feeling totally reclusive but you still want me around. Unless I'm wrong, and you don't want me around at all
I'm procrastinating on writing the stupid conclusion to my stupid lab report. Lame shit.
what the fuck/
ever come hom e exhausted and have a final the next day thar's half of your grade and you jucst drink half a bootle of vodka/ݷ then you lose 6 hrs and your like
10 how did i get dressed//
why are both my legs thru gthe same hole in my under wear/
how come my shift key don't wokr and my...
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ever come hom e exhausted and have a final the next day thar's half of your grade and you jucst drink half a bootle of vodka/ݷ then you lose 6 hrs and your like
10 how did i get dressed//
why are both my legs thru gthe same hole in my under wear/
how come my shift key don't wokr and my...
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I told my mother to tell Malika the news, and she called home right away and got my brother's roommate, so he told Malika. I hope she was pleased.