yes we all know I miss spring, but I'll say it anyways
today I had on a shirt that said "I learned from Lesbians." I had it on under my coveralls, but at lunch time I took the coveralls off.
A friend of mine, a smart ass friend of mine stated that it might have more meaning if I still licked pussy...
If she weren't cute she'd be up for a smackin'
so as I said the other day I'm supposed to be shuttleing employees (maybe I didn't mention it) from work to a satelite parking lot on Saturday. I think I should put a sign inside the van I'm going to be driving, something to the effect of "Driver does not speak English."
or possibly: "Driver suffering from severe hangover from dancing in skimpy outfits last night. Please be kind."
"Driver lost his tongue in World War I, cannot speak."
okay, I'm thinking this one through too much. I'll figure something out.
nothing more interesting.
If I get to it, I'll put up another sexy pic later.
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you should see about getting that on a bumber sticker