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always throw away old coffee--especially starbucks, or anything flavored.

I have a Starbucks cup sitting on my end table, to the right side of my bed. it's been there for a few days. and no I haven't been drinking out of it. I left it there one night, and pretty much am too laxy to throw it out.

This evening I brought home a cup of coffee. set it down on the left hand side of my bed.
Got comfortable, sitting in my bed. took my socks off. took pants off. got my laptop out. putzing around online. checked email. thought to myself, "I'm thirsty."
Now I'm right handed. I also only eat or drink with my right hand.
So which side of the bed did I go for, for coffee?
yep.
Right hand side.
took a sip of 4 day old coffee.

How quickly did my face go from this:
to this:

Oh my god am I dumb.
so no I didn't swallow--seems to be a recurring theme with me.

I ran to the bathroom and throughly washed my mouth out!

that was so nasty...

So now I have to proper coffee cup next to my bed--to the right hand side.

so what's the moral of this story?
"...um, public transportation is for jerks and lesbians?"

sounds good to me.