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Make your own wine,
brew your own beer,
squash the grapes with your bare feet.
get drunk in your own house,
on any weekday morning.
beat your spouse, and spank those kids.
haul out your trash for the neighbors to see.
find a cop and hit him.
call your boss tell him you've been shaggin' his wife.
go and take a shit off the back porch.

isn't making your own wine fun!

this is TV has doneth to me...
and this:

things I hear on TV that my mind warps:
"Long John Silver's special crispy batter"

"What did you see? Was it breasts?"