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Guess who called a cat whisperer?! Yeah. This chick right here. My cats officially have a therapist. She's so sweet I kinda wish she were mine...

And now for Listporn.

What I want but either can't have at the moment / ever have, or is not in my control so I write a list about it for no reason:

• A pet bunny, owl, domesticated land seal, and a sloth


• Wanda Sykes for president


• A personal Sweet Tomatoes for a kitchen


• A reading room with pictures of cafes on the wall


• And in the unlikely event that I recieve 500k, a Casey Anthony mask

AND NOW for my gpoym:



Cheers