a few things:
If you are an older woman (40+) and not in the least bit attractive, you have no business wearing the catholic schoolgirl outfit to work. YOU"RE FUCKING WITH MY FANTASY!!!!!!!
New rule for self: If you're computer has 64 mb of ram, is a pentium one or two, and is running windows 98 or a ME, then NO, I will not look at your pos computer and try to figure out what's wrong with it. Chances are I would have to do a reload and trying to find fucking drivers is a serious time consuming pain in my ass!
Why do I pine for my ex girlfriend. No, not the one I just broke up with, the one I dated SIX FUCKING YEARS AGO AND CAN'T GET OUT OF MY HEAD. She works at the local comic shop, and she'll bet at the San Diego Comicon this weekend so if you see her tell her I still love her but I wonder WHY SHE HAS TO BE SUCH A FUCKING BITCH! We were going to get back together last year, it didn't work out. THANKS FOR DREDGING UP MY LONG BURIED FEELINGS FOR YOU ONLY TO PROMPTLY SHIT ON THEM. YOU ARE THE BEST!!!!!
My fucking website is back up, for all four of you who read it, and none of the four are from here anyway so wtf am i plugging for.
Don't you love when your ex roommate, ex best friend shows up on your doorstep after ditching you for 4 years, evades you questions about what the fuck happened to you and wants to drag your ass out to some hillbilly country and western bar to pick up some chicks. Yeah I went. FUCKING NOT!!! ASSHOLE!!!
And while I'm on a roll here, that fucking BUSH, not a day goes by when I pray for an END to his reign. Man, I would vote for FUCKING CARDBOARD before I would ever vote for him. I can't for him to drag his sorry ass out of the white house, and take all those old RAT BASTARD OLD FARTS WITH HIM!!! That good for nothing Rice also.
And FUCK YOU TOO KERRY!!!! A fucking intelligence czar? What the fuck kind of an idea is that. Yeah let's expand the government even more because surely it will do a better job if it's bigger right? right? And what the fuck is the craze with all this czar shit? Drug War czar, intelligence czar, czar this czar that. Didn't we spend the better half of the last century defeating the rise of communism and the Russians, only to co-op STUPID PIECES OF THEIR FUCKING LANGUAGE!!!! THIS ISN"T RUSSIA!!!! WE DON"T HAVE CZARS HERE. GO TO FUCKING KMART AND BUY YOURSELF A CLUE DUDE!
AND GODDAMNIT ALL TO HELL PEOPLE!!!! THE LEFT LANE IS FOR PASSING!!! IN OTHER WORDS, FOR THE PEOPLE WHO LIKE TO DRIVE FAST!!! THE LEFT LANE IS FOR YOUR SLOW PUNK ASS. NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR BLADES ON YOUR PIECE OF SHIT CUTLASS SUPREME WITH THE SHITTY PAINT JOB!! AND HEY GRANNY!!! YOU'LL BE MUCH SAFER IN THE LEFT LANE! TRUST ME. IN OTHER WORDS, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY!!!
>END RANT
whew..i feel better now. how cathartic.
If you are an older woman (40+) and not in the least bit attractive, you have no business wearing the catholic schoolgirl outfit to work. YOU"RE FUCKING WITH MY FANTASY!!!!!!!
New rule for self: If you're computer has 64 mb of ram, is a pentium one or two, and is running windows 98 or a ME, then NO, I will not look at your pos computer and try to figure out what's wrong with it. Chances are I would have to do a reload and trying to find fucking drivers is a serious time consuming pain in my ass!
Why do I pine for my ex girlfriend. No, not the one I just broke up with, the one I dated SIX FUCKING YEARS AGO AND CAN'T GET OUT OF MY HEAD. She works at the local comic shop, and she'll bet at the San Diego Comicon this weekend so if you see her tell her I still love her but I wonder WHY SHE HAS TO BE SUCH A FUCKING BITCH! We were going to get back together last year, it didn't work out. THANKS FOR DREDGING UP MY LONG BURIED FEELINGS FOR YOU ONLY TO PROMPTLY SHIT ON THEM. YOU ARE THE BEST!!!!!
My fucking website is back up, for all four of you who read it, and none of the four are from here anyway so wtf am i plugging for.
Don't you love when your ex roommate, ex best friend shows up on your doorstep after ditching you for 4 years, evades you questions about what the fuck happened to you and wants to drag your ass out to some hillbilly country and western bar to pick up some chicks. Yeah I went. FUCKING NOT!!! ASSHOLE!!!
And while I'm on a roll here, that fucking BUSH, not a day goes by when I pray for an END to his reign. Man, I would vote for FUCKING CARDBOARD before I would ever vote for him. I can't for him to drag his sorry ass out of the white house, and take all those old RAT BASTARD OLD FARTS WITH HIM!!! That good for nothing Rice also.
And FUCK YOU TOO KERRY!!!! A fucking intelligence czar? What the fuck kind of an idea is that. Yeah let's expand the government even more because surely it will do a better job if it's bigger right? right? And what the fuck is the craze with all this czar shit? Drug War czar, intelligence czar, czar this czar that. Didn't we spend the better half of the last century defeating the rise of communism and the Russians, only to co-op STUPID PIECES OF THEIR FUCKING LANGUAGE!!!! THIS ISN"T RUSSIA!!!! WE DON"T HAVE CZARS HERE. GO TO FUCKING KMART AND BUY YOURSELF A CLUE DUDE!
AND GODDAMNIT ALL TO HELL PEOPLE!!!! THE LEFT LANE IS FOR PASSING!!! IN OTHER WORDS, FOR THE PEOPLE WHO LIKE TO DRIVE FAST!!! THE LEFT LANE IS FOR YOUR SLOW PUNK ASS. NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR BLADES ON YOUR PIECE OF SHIT CUTLASS SUPREME WITH THE SHITTY PAINT JOB!! AND HEY GRANNY!!! YOU'LL BE MUCH SAFER IN THE LEFT LANE! TRUST ME. IN OTHER WORDS, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY!!!
>END RANT
whew..i feel better now. how cathartic.
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