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Thursday Aug 14, 2008

Aug 14, 2008
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TRAPPED!!

so
what do you do when the fat bastard
sitting in front of you traps your freakin' beer
under his burly arm?
you don't want his hair in your $8 beer
and you don't wanna spill any of said $8 beer either.

well
if you're me
you wait til he's done the same thing with your bottle of water
and then you kick the bottle of water really hard
which in turn pinches said fat bastard's beefy arm
between bottle and seat

point made
point taken
point ME!

cheers
brian

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it_thing_hard_on:
Fat and inordinately hairy. If there's a god he clearly hates that guy.

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Aug 14, 2008

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