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okay
it just dawned on me tonight
as i was ducking a bbq w/the neighbors--
some of 'em are okay
1 of 'em ROCKS ---
she's my new tattoo artist
and she lives 150 feet from my own fucking front door!
but:
i digress
so we started this tattoo yday
that's gonna be the cover of my book
and it's been about 3 years in...
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happy birthday to you...

and i wish i was wishing that to mlk
and even more so, i was wishing that to her...

we had:
one birthday together each
and one burn
and one xmas
and one thanksgiving
and one new year's eve
and one new year's day
and one valentines day
and one thanksgiving

and it's not enough
and that is a crying shame...
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LIVE FAST! Die Out of Town...

since they say speak no evil against the dead
i shall refrain from railing against the year that has most recently passed.
save to say "you tore me asunder..."

perspective is a well-honed double edged blade.
true, deep and abiding love
can bring its wicked stepsister to the after-party:
heartbreak like death by a million paper cuts...

i never...
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stuffoflegends:
ok, a few more things:

i wrote some words to burn last night
and somehow, the paper i chose refused to burn by ordinary means,
it took some drastic measures, but like so much, they are ash now...

and the pictures have all been hidden from my eyes
and i can never listen to the national again (thanks)
and i was supposed to kiss you at midnight
like last year and for years to come
i didn't want to kiss anyone else...

b.
aeterna:
Thanks for adding me! kiss
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CUM to the GLORYHOLE!!

hey ya'll i'll be tending bar
(when the mood suits me)
pouring dirty birds
and giving out mohawks
(aka remaking you in my own image)
in the crack shack
conviently located next to the glory hole bar

all this - including myself - is *contained*
within the boundaries of Hippocampus
430/Fairlane
if you don't see the blue mohawk-
ask for Legend...
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an open letter to all the lazy newbies who will be in my camp (hippocampus) this burn:
obviously, i cannot post this to my camp's internal list (unless i get really, stinko drunk or sumthin')

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hello hippos who i have never met
and that i probably won't introduce myself to:

yay!
i am sooooooooo excited that a friend of a friend of my podiatrist's...
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TRAPPED!!

so
what do you do when the fat bastard
sitting in front of you traps your freakin' beer
under his burly arm?
you don't want his hair in your $8 beer
and you don't wanna spill any of said $8 beer either.

well
if you're me
you wait til he's done the same thing with your bottle of water
and then you kick the...
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it_thing_hard_on:
Fat and inordinately hairy. If there's a god he clearly hates that guy.

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summertime weddding blues

naaah
the good kind of blues
the blues that dictate doing the hair up right
the blues that match the cleaned up gf

but i think wedding season is nearly over
it was the 3rd celebration for the Valentines down in LA
and then there was the SFO city hall wedding for claudia & sarah
and then there was their berkeley reception...
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THAT'S KINDA FUCKED UP, RIGHT THERE...

so
the second completed feature film
that i wrote
hit the video store shelves yesterday
netflix, too...
it's called "CUT OFF"
i called it "Head On" when i wrote it a long time ago
i haven't watched it yet myself w/o being totally smashed out of my gourd
i've got a copy coming from netflix
so i guess i...
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it_thing_hard_on:
Hey, congrats man. I recently just got off my lazy ass and started writing some of these scripts that have been swirling around in my head for years.
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BAD-ASSESS!! BITCHES!! BABES!! BEAUTIES!!

this time for real...

ok, so yeah -- i was here last year talking yada yada yada about this sick & twisted horror movie i was making in this haunted mansion in san jose ...

and i may even talked to a bunch of ya's about it.
and then i went MIA
(had to backburner it so that i could make...
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re-post

a public service

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Reply to: gigs-462124032@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-10-28, 11:00AM PDT


freelance
n. a mercenary soldier of the Middle Ages who offered his services to any state or cause

also:
freelancer
n. a person who SELLS (caps, mine) services without working on a salary basis for one employer

freeload
v.i. to take advantage of the generosity of others without offering to help financially.

now,...
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fox:
Hey sorry I didn't get back to you sooner, I've been going threw some major changes. All is good now, was hoping you'd let me know if you ever have any new things coming up. Hsve a good night!

XXX
FOXXX