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"Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
I'm begging of you please don't take my man
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
Please don't take him just because you can"

--Sherrie Austin

for whatever reason, i woke up with this song in my melon. no clue what THAT is all about.

on a lighter note (or at least one a little less strange), it is, once again, friday. how that...
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"snug as a bug in a rug"

--anon

so i spent the day yesterday getting large holes drilled in my house for the addition of scads of insulation. though my casa looks like swiss cheese, it is going to be MUCH more comfy, which is nice. now i must complete phase three of stubert's casa kickassification project by adding a mud room. hopefully before winter...
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"He's a complicated man and no one understands him but his woman."

--Isaac Hayes

happy birthday to chef.

working from home today. unfortunately, i have worker-type people coming so pants are going to have to be mandatory. drag.

"Dont judge the boy by what you hear
The words are heard beyond the ear
The heart and mind are focus for this conversation
But be abound in mystery for that so much you do to me
For there are those who drown in adulation"

--Les

for quinn...

today... my mind is mush. for whatever reason my ability to concentrate is not so much an...
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"I love you like a fat kid loves cake"

--50 Cent

back from slc. man, that town is strange. now i am tired. i would nap under my desk but i have heard that management doesn't really dig it when people do that.

"Good times."

--Adam Carolla

it is friday. once again. this makes me happy for more reasons than you can even imagine.

heading to motown this afternoon. should be an action-packed weekend of sex , drugs and general debaucherous mayhem. but instead, i am heading to motown. so there you go. hopefully we can talk some twisted millionaire-type into giving us truckloads of cash to make...
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"What some men will do here for diamonds
What some men will do here for gold
They're wounded but they just keep on climbing
And sleep by the side of the road"

--Tom Waits

work kinda sucks. i like slacking off soooo much better.

"To be an anarchist in Salt Lake City was certainly no easy task, especially in 1985. And having no money, no job, no plans for the future, the true anarchist position, was in itself a strenuous job."

--Stevo

well... i am going to SLC this weekend for the Outdoor Retailer show. so, um... i've got that going for me, which is nice.

UPDATE:
and while...
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"Chris... did I do any shrooms today?"

--Tommy Sears

ok. who wants to lick my shirt? like a jackass, i washed one of those industrial sized bottles of percoset yesterday. so now my shirt is industrial strength. the line forms to my left. who's first?

"How do I look - I mean, do I look Amish?"

--John Book

so i spent most of the day saturday in my attic. which, in case you were wondering, is not pleasant. i have mad props for the amish but i must say that they are definitely missing out on a few things. nail guns in particular. unfortunately, i was about half done by...
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