"wow. this is fuckin' nutty"
--me
ok. here is my addition to poetry day:
well bobbie was a delicate lass
who possessed a spectacular ass
but she stood up to pee
t'was a "he" not a "she"
this boy "bob" had fooled all the class
ok. that one was kinda weak. but between moving desks at work and the SG redesign, my world is a...
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--me
ok. here is my addition to poetry day:
well bobbie was a delicate lass
who possessed a spectacular ass
but she stood up to pee
t'was a "he" not a "she"
this boy "bob" had fooled all the class
ok. that one was kinda weak. but between moving desks at work and the SG redesign, my world is a...
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"I am a golden god!"
--Russell Hammond
last night, i dreamt i was god. and that i had a feral cat with kittens living in my attic. and that i went skiing but there was no snow and i beat up some doofus who tossed my equipment out the window. and that i showed my portfolio to my grandfather and he liked it and then...
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--Russell Hammond
last night, i dreamt i was god. and that i had a feral cat with kittens living in my attic. and that i went skiing but there was no snow and i beat up some doofus who tossed my equipment out the window. and that i showed my portfolio to my grandfather and he liked it and then...
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hefaistos:
dreams are nice. demerol induced hibernation makes for odd dreams.
i dreamed of giant black cats tearing at my skin, and no one could help because the claws were too deep.
i dreamed of giant black cats tearing at my skin, and no one could help because the claws were too deep.
"War over. Balls thouroughly licked."
--Futurama newspaper headline
that has to be among the funniest things ever broadcast. just in case you were wondering.
spent the weekend working on the house. again. getting really close to having the outside done and the inside should go up pretty quickly. and ski season is knocking on the door. we need snow. so whoever is in charge of...
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--Futurama newspaper headline
that has to be among the funniest things ever broadcast. just in case you were wondering.
spent the weekend working on the house. again. getting really close to having the outside done and the inside should go up pretty quickly. and ski season is knocking on the door. we need snow. so whoever is in charge of...
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lesleyslenning:
miss jackson, if your nasty!! tee hee! sorry, i had to go there 
quinn:
good jump on. i could use a guys insight about now.
"There's one more thing you better understand. I have taught myself to sew, cook, fix plumbing, build furniture--I can even pat myself on the back when necessary--all so I don't have to ask anyone for anything."
--Arnold
i should not plumb. last night's escapades resulted in a pre-dawn run to the hardware store and still no water. plus i was 2 hours late to work....
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--Arnold
i should not plumb. last night's escapades resulted in a pre-dawn run to the hardware store and still no water. plus i was 2 hours late to work....
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stacie:
"i should not plumb"
things like that make me adore you
things like that make me adore you
quinn:
my email has been fucked forever so i made an email account on yahoo. Quinndskmo@yahoo.com dollface. just an FYI. and dont you other freaks readin this be emailin me.
its for stubert alone. well unless you're voltaire.
teehee.
hope your weekend was free from plumbing disasters.
i've missed chattin it up with ya lately fella.
its for stubert alone. well unless you're voltaire.
teehee.
hope your weekend was free from plumbing disasters.
i've missed chattin it up with ya lately fella.
"May I pass along my congratulations for your great interdimensional breakthrough. I am sure, in the miserable annals of the Earth, you will be duly enshrined."
--Lord John Whorfin
throw some love _luke's way. he is the proud owner of a kickass chunk of earth in the woods and a mobile unimog!
--Lord John Whorfin
throw some love _luke's way. he is the proud owner of a kickass chunk of earth in the woods and a mobile unimog!
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user8935778:
unimoggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
hey.. youre so cool. have i told you lately?! because you are.
hey.. youre so cool. have i told you lately?! because you are.
lesleyslenning:
is it snowing yet?
"oh crap. it's journal poetry day"
--anastasia
ok. a limerick was requested and, at the risk of offending pretty much everyone out there... here is one i wrote quite a few years ago with last-line help from my buddy john. and yes, you have been warned.
there once was a lass from nantucket
whose cunt was big as a bucket
try though she might
she...
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--anastasia
ok. a limerick was requested and, at the risk of offending pretty much everyone out there... here is one i wrote quite a few years ago with last-line help from my buddy john. and yes, you have been warned.
there once was a lass from nantucket
whose cunt was big as a bucket
try though she might
she...
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stacie:
okay.. i just read your poem.. you do this to me every week, dontcha?
Wonder how far a drive would be to the city of golden.. i believe you owe me a ski lesson
Wonder how far a drive would be to the city of golden.. i believe you owe me a ski lesson
voltaire:
nice limerick.........
"turn and face the strange"
--bowie
lots going on. _luke is getting new land and the 'mog is well on its way to running again. my house is coming together nicely. fall is here. which means winter is on the way. vim went gray. dolorian got a new name (CuddleCorpse or sumpin like dat).
good times
--bowie
lots going on. _luke is getting new land and the 'mog is well on its way to running again. my house is coming together nicely. fall is here. which means winter is on the way. vim went gray. dolorian got a new name (CuddleCorpse or sumpin like dat).
good times
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xxanastasiaxx:
Vim will be missed.
yep..snow will be here soon too..you can almost smell it in the air. 2 years ago it snowed before Halloween. and didn't stop until April. lovely.. (I am not a big fan of snow or wearing ugly snow boots)
Do you have your limerick ready for tomorrow? hmmmm?
(no pressure btw)
[Edited on Sep 30, 2003]
yep..snow will be here soon too..you can almost smell it in the air. 2 years ago it snowed before Halloween. and didn't stop until April. lovely.. (I am not a big fan of snow or wearing ugly snow boots)
Do you have your limerick ready for tomorrow? hmmmm?
(no pressure btw)[Edited on Sep 30, 2003]
voltaire:
cool it was sounding wierd in my head as I was typing it..........
Tyler: "What do you want to do before you die?"
Monkey #2: "Build a house"
i am working on the mansion today. making progress even (go figure). i posted a shot if anyone is interested.
Monkey #2: "Build a house"
i am working on the mansion today. making progress even (go figure). i posted a shot if anyone is interested.
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quinn:
gee, no. how does one fix that?? hmmmmm? do tell.
hefaistos:
casa de stubert is looking good.
im working on tank shots, but right now im building a couple of new stands, and rearranging tanks to make for easier and better care of the fishies.
im working on tank shots, but right now im building a couple of new stands, and rearranging tanks to make for easier and better care of the fishies.
all my dreams last night took place in england for some reason. not pleasant.
but fridays rock out. so there.
but fridays rock out. so there.
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hefaistos:
i once had a dream about jonny depp being a dectectivei n london, and i was jack the ripper, but the girls werent bad, but no one understood that but me.
yeah, that was related somehow, just dont ask for an explination.
yeah, that was related somehow, just dont ask for an explination.
user8935778:
fridays. rock. indeed.
"Look Lois, the two symbols of the Republican Party: an elephant, and a fat white guy who is threatened by change."
--Peter Griffin
does anyone else find it hilarious that both pakistan and turkey took dubya's bribe money then told him to fuck off? just wonderin'.
--Peter Griffin
does anyone else find it hilarious that both pakistan and turkey took dubya's bribe money then told him to fuck off? just wonderin'.
quinn:
no not rocks. i just consume about 10 or 12 pixie sticks every night. yeah. bad habit. i got a thing for the sweets..
i mean. being so far away from your neck of the woods..i have to numb myself somehow.
hehe.
luv ya
i mean. being so far away from your neck of the woods..i have to numb myself somehow.
hehe.
luv ya
ok..got to go..this new site look makes me want to stick a fork in a electrical outlet or something..
nite!