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"My love is like a chicken that has no bone."

--the singing dork from Animal House

kinda like the nose of the skank that Voltaire put the hurt on blackeyed you gotta love V. and chick fights, definitely gotta love chick fights.
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voltaire:
yeah, it is on the list.... but I need some help from you and luke..... find a club or as many as you can that will accept a chick that looks like me.... ie: heavily tattooed, and dreaded.........
thatn will make booking alot easier.....
quinn:
hey fella! My boy is downloadin that show you went to the other night.
wanna copy???
wink wink
and how about our favorite delicous dish goin across the states pleasin all of us like that? too cool. too cool.
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"This one's for me... this one's for all my dead homies." (or something like that)

--Dr. Evil

well ladies and gentlemen, i was quite ill yesterday and have (once again) sworn off restaurants. let's just say that i was not well and leave the gorey details out of it.

however, i did manage to rally the proverbial troops and go to the primus show last...
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lesleyslenning:
that was by far the best journal entry EVER!!! I love Primus!
\m/skull\m/ i think the first time i saw them was also 1990. going to concerts now, compared to when to when i was 18......is a whole different experience.

is it a bad sign when you go to a concert and you say "i can't understand a word these kids are singing" or "i need to sit down, my back is killing me" or "what time is it, they have been playing forever, are they done yet?".....just wondering confused
voltaire:
"there once was a ho from nantucket"......... just kidding....... I hope you feel better......
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"exhausted"

--dave grohl

yeah. this weekend was hard. spent all day both days working on various home projects. i got the rest of the outside of my house done (well... except for the stone wall i need to build and a little siding) and helped my neighbors demo and rebuild the roof on the back of their house. we put on a living roof so...
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quinn:
did you go????
report please?
primus music,honest to god, makes me wet my pants. les and his mastery of the bass. i swear that guy melts me like a stick of butter in a microwave.
xxanastasiaxx:
Hey you! how ya doing? (said in my best Jersey/NY accent) smile
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"Bring me the head of Alfredo Garcia... and a hot cup of fat."

--Irwin "Fletch" Fletcher

it is friday. my will to work is fading. slipping from my grasp as i spiral downward to the inevitable weekend. darkness envelops me... i struggle to breathe to break to the top form this icy grip that constricts around...

wait a minute... weekends are FUN! hoooray friday!
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hefaistos:
even when im not working, i look forward to fridays. seems to be part of the atmosphere..... just lightens up on friday and saturday. then sunday gets so mellow, and mondays, i cant seem to want to do anything.

no wonder i have such a hard time working for anyone besides myself.
voltaire:
i dare you to drink a hot cup of fat.......
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"I may be bad... but I feel gooood."

--Sheila

i am having one of those days. i feel so bad for so many people. the woman with MS on npr this morning. the trangendered person working at 7-eleven who, not being a handsome man, makes a VERY unhandsome woman. the blind man groping for the street crossing button. i feel bad because i don't have...
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hefaistos:
someone once told me " everyones problems are huge.... to them"

somehow that applies, but it escapes me just now.

feeling good is the way we all should be, irrespective of the struggles and crisis we see every day.

you havent any problems? good, gives everyone who does hope.

im not making myself very clear, but cant bring myself not to submit this comment. feeling good, with out being blind to the plight of others is a gift, and a blessing. you move up the hero ladder.
voltaire:
people who are terminally ill or handicapped are some of the bravest people ever...........
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"Solitude never hurt anyone. Emily Dickinson lived alone, and she wrote some of the most beautiful poetry the world has ever known... then went crazy as a loon."

--Lisa Simspon

today's edition of my looniness:

Frederique had a tremendous cock
That stretched most the way round the block
It performed it's own tricks
And impressed all the chicks
Quite amazed it was able to talk!...
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_luke:
thanks man
quinn:
hey luscious. how about sendin some lovin my way. i'm stressed about baseball again and could use a nice distraction..
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"Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel."

--Homer

like today's journal entry. so there.
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hefaistos:
dood...

i liked todays journal. any quote from homer is a classic.
xxanastasiaxx:
does this mean you are weaseling out of a limerick today? hmmmm. wink

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"weekends were made for michelob"

--tv

though i prefer other libations...

i am continuing to enjoy sprucing up the mansion but am eagerly awaiting the completion of my little project. soon, i hope.
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user8935778:
how about i saw the hottest picture of you.. in a HARD HAT. looking very sexed out mister. very sexed out indeed.
quinn:
yeah. glad we caught up with each other. i've been missin out on the gab we had goin on mondays...the only thing is i can't hear your heavy breathing over the instant message.
hehe.

later sweetness.
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"I know you don't smoke weed, I know this; but I'm gonna get you high today, 'cause it's Friday; you ain't got no job... and you ain't got shit to do!"

--Smokey

let's break it down:

1) false. i have been known to imbibe
2) possible: one never knows what one might do when one gets home
3) true. it is, in fact, friday
4)...
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lesleyslenning:
what is this stu cam i hear of? hmmmmmmmm?
quinn:
cam? what?
i'm performing my dream experimentation again. i'm going to try to force myself to have a hot sweaty dream about you.
wish me luck.

have a good weekend luv.
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"I ask my wife, she got more sense."

--Nathan Arizona Sr.

no offense, but the state of california is collectively pretty dumb.

UPDATE:

"i swallowed a bug."

--Jack Black

so did i. and it made me almost hurl. seriously. i was on the side of the trail dry-heaving for a couple of minutes. he was a big fucker. puke
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justlittleolme:
i swallowed a lady bug once. taste awful. really awful. tongue

so what's the song?
hefaistos:
hey, i have to stick up for californians, at least they didnt elect sunny freakin bono as a senator... oh wait...

clint eastwood as a mayor..... shit, did that too.

you just got to laugh. or it will drive you into a clock tower with a scope and a high power.

that bug thing happens to me all the time. when im riding, im smiling, and smiles lead to bug consumption. i often wonder if it is just happenstance, or suicidal bugs. i dont really puke that much anymore. either im starting to like it, or perhaps humans can get used to anything.

you have a good style in your writing. i have bookmarked that page to go back and read more. i seriously dig your pages.