"Now, I don't usually do the hard stuff. It gives a bad side to my buzz. Rum makes me tired, gin makes me wanna puke, and vodka sneaks up on me like the Ninja Of Getting Hammered. And tequila - well, that shit will kill ya. But whiskey is the booze I can't refuse. Even though I never know what it'll do to me."
--Jim...
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"yesterday... all my troubles seemed so far away."
--The Beatles
yeah, up until about 11:00. people are nuts. meetings are for suckas. nod and smile. keep your mouth shut. lessons to stubert from stubert.
lessee... not really in the poetry mood but here goes:
maurice was a clever young soul
whose life was fulfilling and whole
and he oft felt his best
with much smoke...
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--The Beatles
yeah, up until about 11:00. people are nuts. meetings are for suckas. nod and smile. keep your mouth shut. lessons to stubert from stubert.
lessee... not really in the poetry mood but here goes:
maurice was a clever young soul
whose life was fulfilling and whole
and he oft felt his best
with much smoke...
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hefaistos:
nod and smile, mouth shut? i may have to try that. a switch from my normal, mouth flappin, bird flippin posture......
i been workin on a poetry day deal... for a month..... im not really all that fast, or poetic.
i been workin on a poetry day deal... for a month..... im not really all that fast, or poetic.
stacie:
ACK!
Entries like this reinforce my fears of re-entering the work force.
Entries like this reinforce my fears of re-entering the work force.
"Calm blue ocean. Nothing matters"
--Dave "Killer" Carlson
i was going to write a lot of negative bullshit about the state of humanity, ignorant voter-types and president mcdoofus here. but figured i would spare you... just this once.
--Dave "Killer" Carlson
i was going to write a lot of negative bullshit about the state of humanity, ignorant voter-types and president mcdoofus here. but figured i would spare you... just this once.
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quinn:
hey..check out my previous journal replies. voltaires hip to my fantasty. sounds fun huh?
xxanastasiaxx:
Oh darn...and I was gonna make popcorn and get comfy..
"claustrophobia ( P ) Pronunciation Key (klstr-fb-)
n.
An abnormal fear of being in narrow or enclosed spaces."
--webster
good thing i am not. 'cause i spent saturday morning and most of the day sunday under my house. at one point, i was on my back and the bottom of the floor was no more than three inches above my nose. i thought, hmmmm.... it...
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n.
An abnormal fear of being in narrow or enclosed spaces."
--webster
good thing i am not. 'cause i spent saturday morning and most of the day sunday under my house. at one point, i was on my back and the bottom of the floor was no more than three inches above my nose. i thought, hmmmm.... it...
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quinn:
how was the movie???
the stickers are sweeeeeeeeeeet.
the stickers are sweeeeeeeeeeet.
stubertmcfly:
"Calm blue ocean. Nothing matters"
--Dave "Killer" Carlson
i was going to write a lot of negative bullshit about the state of humanity, ignorant voter-types and president mcdoofus here. but figured i would spare you... just this once.
--Dave "Killer" Carlson
i was going to write a lot of negative bullshit about the state of humanity, ignorant voter-types and president mcdoofus here. but figured i would spare you... just this once.
"Look at me! I'm nudes on ice!"
--Stewie Griffin
except i was clothed. in my car. gotta love "freezing drizzle". BUT (big but) this does bode well for winter which i would like to start.... NOW. GO. snow already.
--Stewie Griffin
except i was clothed. in my car. gotta love "freezing drizzle". BUT (big but) this does bode well for winter which i would like to start.... NOW. GO. snow already.
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hefaistos:
i was sitting on the porch swing in full costume. when i sat very still, the kiddies thought i was just another decoration. imagine thier suprise when i reached out and grabbed them.
stacie:
Counting down to my weekend retreat! WOOT!
"Baby you can drive my car"
--The Beatles
i am not referring to the woman in front of me last night, however. lady, if the road turns, i recommend not going straight. apparently, she simply "missed" the turn. not too sure how that happened but the front of her car suffered most.
fortunately, cooler weather has finally arrived. the basin opens tomorrow. snow is forecast....
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--The Beatles
i am not referring to the woman in front of me last night, however. lady, if the road turns, i recommend not going straight. apparently, she simply "missed" the turn. not too sure how that happened but the front of her car suffered most.
fortunately, cooler weather has finally arrived. the basin opens tomorrow. snow is forecast....
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_luke:
amen brotha...amen
lesleyslenning:
those turns can be tricky sometimes 
it's only going to be in the 80's today
it's only going to be in the 80's today
"Monkeys throw their poo."
--Chris Griffin
and days like these make me wish i was a monkey.
UPDATE: aw crap. it's poetry day, isn't it?
ok... here goes one off the cuff:
young monkeys like flingin' their poo
best watch out... some's coming t'wards you!
could duck, or could dodge
or just escape from their lodge
cause the old ones like slinging it too!
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--Chris Griffin
and days like these make me wish i was a monkey.
UPDATE: aw crap. it's poetry day, isn't it?
ok... here goes one off the cuff:
young monkeys like flingin' their poo
best watch out... some's coming t'wards you!
could duck, or could dodge
or just escape from their lodge
cause the old ones like slinging it too!
you...
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hefaistos:
hell yeah i'd like to come over and paint. can you wait till april or so? i should be road worthy about then.
quinn:
wanna fool around?
i got nuthin.
busy busy busy.
busy busy busy.
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_luke:
I'm with ya
dolorian:
this is making me sick
"fishy fishy fishy fish."
-- john cleese
happy birthday, mr. cleese.
and i may have reached the point where i am no longer enjoying working on the casa. that may have more to do with the fact that the crappiest jobs are all that remain. i dunno tho.
whoever is in charge of snow... would you please return to your work station and commence snowage?...
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-- john cleese
happy birthday, mr. cleese.
and i may have reached the point where i am no longer enjoying working on the casa. that may have more to do with the fact that the crappiest jobs are all that remain. i dunno tho.
whoever is in charge of snow... would you please return to your work station and commence snowage?...
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lesleyslenning:
nothing happened, i just feel like poop today....and i look like a nerd in my red hoodie.
hefaistos:
mix in broken glass, or, if you are a pacifist, ex-lax. or, if you really want to see something great, and have a mean streak, a lil acid will tell on the pnut butter stealer. also, i think if you tack on a ps to your note, saying " or i will have someone kill you " it may be more effective. plus, then i could come out and apply for the job of hired killer, and we could hang out.
i have long believed the funniest movie i had ever saw, was also not intended to be funny, and it is saturday night fever. im gonna get equalibrium though, and see if it makes me laugh as hard as i do when john travolta says " my haiah, my haiah!! i spent alot of time on my haiah"(yeah, how do you spell ny accents for hair?)
snow rules. however, for different reasons here than where you live. the tallest hill in my state is not big enough to ski on. sledding is fun for us though, and i dont need a lift. also, it makes driving adventerous, and being as my truck is rear wheel drive, its better than space mountain. dont the snow make your bicycle a lot less effective?
home improvment is always so satisfying, right up until the point you are at, all the way till it comes time to do the finish work. i love doing mouldings, and hanging sheet rock, and painting.
i have long believed the funniest movie i had ever saw, was also not intended to be funny, and it is saturday night fever. im gonna get equalibrium though, and see if it makes me laugh as hard as i do when john travolta says " my haiah, my haiah!! i spent alot of time on my haiah"(yeah, how do you spell ny accents for hair?)
snow rules. however, for different reasons here than where you live. the tallest hill in my state is not big enough to ski on. sledding is fun for us though, and i dont need a lift. also, it makes driving adventerous, and being as my truck is rear wheel drive, its better than space mountain. dont the snow make your bicycle a lot less effective?
home improvment is always so satisfying, right up until the point you are at, all the way till it comes time to do the finish work. i love doing mouldings, and hanging sheet rock, and painting.
booga booga.
update: and who is screwing around with the clock today? did someone make seconds 19 times as long as they used to be? it is only noon and it seems as if i have been here for days.
update: and who is screwing around with the clock today? did someone make seconds 19 times as long as they used to be? it is only noon and it seems as if i have been here for days.
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hefaistos:
dude!! you wont believe it, but i made a sign that said" if you wake me up for a sleeping pill, i will FUCKING KILL YOU!!"
apparently, its the same staff. they didnt see any humor either. also, they obviously didnt pay attention in reading comprehension class. fuckers still woke me to give me a sleeping pill. no i didnt kill anyone, but the thought crossed my mind.
apparently, its the same staff. they didnt see any humor either. also, they obviously didnt pay attention in reading comprehension class. fuckers still woke me to give me a sleeping pill. no i didnt kill anyone, but the thought crossed my mind.
quinn:
dream appearance. not in the context i had been aiming for in my stubert dream experiment...but what the hell..it almost worked.
hope your weekend was good. mine was low key. which is good considering the next two.
hope your weekend was good. mine was low key. which is good considering the next two.
but ya gotta love my alcohol induced love notes to you, right?