"paper or plastic"
--bag dude
so, in case you haven't heard, i REALLY couldn't be in the grocery biz. first of all, i can't stand it when people don't return their carts to the cart puttin' places. drives me nuts. the only dent on my now-almost-ten-year-old-car is from a goddamned grocery cart that some lazy bastard didn't put up. so having to deal with that on a daily basis would make me crazy(er).
and, at the risk of sounding like seinfeld, what's the deal with grocery store music? do they think people LIKE that crap? i had to hear fucking WHAM! at 7:30 this morning. no one should be subjected to this misery. and if i worked there, i could not guaranty that some sort of mad (non-spending) spree would ensue. you get my drift.
on a lighter note, i finally got to see a pre-release of the concert movie on which i worked last summer. i didn't really like the edit and most of the stuff my team shot was not included but there was some footage that i shot in there, some of the interview questions that i wrote made the cut and my name was in the credits (albeit misspelled). good times.
UPDATE:
shit. almost forgot it was limerick day.
grocery carts make stuberts crazy
cause people are stupid and lazy
just put your carts back
in the appropriate rack
or get punched til you're bruise-ed and hazy.
--bag dude
so, in case you haven't heard, i REALLY couldn't be in the grocery biz. first of all, i can't stand it when people don't return their carts to the cart puttin' places. drives me nuts. the only dent on my now-almost-ten-year-old-car is from a goddamned grocery cart that some lazy bastard didn't put up. so having to deal with that on a daily basis would make me crazy(er).
and, at the risk of sounding like seinfeld, what's the deal with grocery store music? do they think people LIKE that crap? i had to hear fucking WHAM! at 7:30 this morning. no one should be subjected to this misery. and if i worked there, i could not guaranty that some sort of mad (non-spending) spree would ensue. you get my drift.
on a lighter note, i finally got to see a pre-release of the concert movie on which i worked last summer. i didn't really like the edit and most of the stuff my team shot was not included but there was some footage that i shot in there, some of the interview questions that i wrote made the cut and my name was in the credits (albeit misspelled). good times.
UPDATE:
shit. almost forgot it was limerick day.
grocery carts make stuberts crazy
cause people are stupid and lazy
just put your carts back
in the appropriate rack
or get punched til you're bruise-ed and hazy.
VIEW 7 of 7 COMMENTS
user8935778:
paper yo.
stacie:
People are lame, like 99.9% of the time. I am almost positive that it's a proven fact SOMEWHERE!