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stubertmcfly

gunnison, co

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"fishy fishy fishy fish."

-- john cleese

happy birthday, mr. cleese.

and i may have reached the point where i am no longer enjoying working on the casa. that may have more to do with the fact that the crappiest jobs are all that remain. i dunno tho.

whoever is in charge of snow... would you please return to your work station and commence snowage? thanks.

UPDATE: oh yeah. i almost forgot. the following is a letter to the jerkoff at work who keeps eating all my peanut butter:

dear jerkoff:

quit eating all my peanut butter.

love,

stubert

and equilibrium has to be the funniest goddamned movie of all time. unfortunately, it was not intentionally funny. but it was truly awful. i suggest renting it and begin the mockery. i should have been on MST3K i swear.
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lesleyslenning:
nothing happened, i just feel like poop today....and i look like a nerd in my red hoodie.
Oct 26, 2003
hefaistos:
mix in broken glass, or, if you are a pacifist, ex-lax. or, if you really want to see something great, and have a mean streak, a lil acid will tell on the pnut butter stealer. also, i think if you tack on a ps to your note, saying " or i will have someone kill you " it may be more effective. plus, then i could come out and apply for the job of hired killer, and we could hang out.

i have long believed the funniest movie i had ever saw, was also not intended to be funny, and it is saturday night fever. im gonna get equalibrium though, and see if it makes me laugh as hard as i do when john travolta says " my haiah, my haiah!! i spent alot of time on my haiah"(yeah, how do you spell ny accents for hair?)

snow rules. however, for different reasons here than where you live. the tallest hill in my state is not big enough to ski on. sledding is fun for us though, and i dont need a lift. also, it makes driving adventerous, and being as my truck is rear wheel drive, its better than space mountain. dont the snow make your bicycle a lot less effective?

home improvment is always so satisfying, right up until the point you are at, all the way till it comes time to do the finish work. i love doing mouldings, and hanging sheet rock, and painting.
Oct 27, 2003

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