"Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try."
--Homer
happy birthday to dan castellaneta. he will never know the countless hours of pleasure he has brought me. my brother once gave me three 8-hour simpsons tapes for my birthday. sans commercials. see... we don't have cable and can't get a tv signal where we live so we rely on the goodness of those who do to keep us fueled with the very best the world of television has to offer. i once watched one of those tapes in its entirity in one sitting. yes, there may have been some substance abuse involved.
in any event, happy birthday hom... i mean dan!
--Homer
happy birthday to dan castellaneta. he will never know the countless hours of pleasure he has brought me. my brother once gave me three 8-hour simpsons tapes for my birthday. sans commercials. see... we don't have cable and can't get a tv signal where we live so we rely on the goodness of those who do to keep us fueled with the very best the world of television has to offer. i once watched one of those tapes in its entirity in one sitting. yes, there may have been some substance abuse involved.
in any event, happy birthday hom... i mean dan!
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and no cable? How in the FUCK do you survive?
*shakes head* that just isn't right!