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"I am a golden god!"

--Russell Hammond

last night, i dreamt i was god. and that i had a feral cat with kittens living in my attic. and that i went skiing but there was no snow and i beat up some doofus who tossed my equipment out the window. and that i showed my portfolio to my grandfather and he liked it and then...
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"War over. Balls thouroughly licked."

--Futurama newspaper headline

that has to be among the funniest things ever broadcast. just in case you were wondering.

spent the weekend working on the house. again. getting really close to having the outside done and the inside should go up pretty quickly. and ski season is knocking on the door. we need snow. so whoever is in charge of...
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"There's one more thing you better understand. I have taught myself to sew, cook, fix plumbing, build furniture--I can even pat myself on the back when necessary--all so I don't have to ask anyone for anything."

--Arnold

i should not plumb. last night's escapades resulted in a pre-dawn run to the hardware store and still no water. plus i was 2 hours late to work....
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"May I pass along my congratulations for your great interdimensional breakthrough. I am sure, in the miserable annals of the Earth, you will be duly enshrined."

--Lord John Whorfin

throw some love _luke's way. he is the proud owner of a kickass chunk of earth in the woods and a mobile unimog!

"oh crap. it's journal poetry day"

--anastasia

ok. a limerick was requested and, at the risk of offending pretty much everyone out there... here is one i wrote quite a few years ago with last-line help from my buddy john. and yes, you have been warned.

there once was a lass from nantucket
whose cunt was big as a bucket
try though she might
she...
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"turn and face the strange"

--bowie

lots going on. _luke is getting new land and the 'mog is well on its way to running again. my house is coming together nicely. fall is here. which means winter is on the way. vim went gray. dolorian got a new name (CuddleCorpse or sumpin like dat).

good times

Tyler: "What do you want to do before you die?"
Monkey #2: "Build a house"

i am working on the mansion today. making progress even (go figure). i posted a shot if anyone is interested.

all my dreams last night took place in england for some reason. not pleasant.

but fridays rock out. so there.

"Look Lois, the two symbols of the Republican Party: an elephant, and a fat white guy who is threatened by change."

--Peter Griffin

does anyone else find it hilarious that both pakistan and turkey took dubya's bribe money then told him to fuck off? just wonderin'.

"That weapon will replace your tongue. You will learn to speak through it. And your poetry will now be written with blood."

--Nobody

that's right, it is apparently poetry day. so, here is one:

there once was a man from des moines
who liked a good kick in the groin
again and again,
doubled up from the pain
when asked how he was, he said...
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"All right, all right you little bitch. Here, take a shot."

--Coop

i could complain about the idiot drivers on the road. i could whine about our inane foreign policies (or lack thereof). i could bitch about any number of items that make me want to scream on a daily basis. but who wants to read that?

so instead, i'll wish for snow and smile...
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"In 1972 a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you...
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