"Eight million people buy it, and no one reads. Gentleman... Playboy is mocking you!!"
--Larry Flynt
so, on the occasion of britney spears' 22nd birthday i pose the question that is on the minds of millions of horny, perverted men out there: who will be in playboy first, britney or christina? or... who gives a rats ass?
someone at the mansion HAS to have run...
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--Larry Flynt
so, on the occasion of britney spears' 22nd birthday i pose the question that is on the minds of millions of horny, perverted men out there: who will be in playboy first, britney or christina? or... who gives a rats ass?
someone at the mansion HAS to have run...
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"monday monday"
--some old classic rock-type band
mondays are tough enough, much more so when one has been out of the office for 5 days. i could really get used to this. seriously.
the extended weekend was gouda. went skiing on wed (fun). backcountry skiing on thursday morning (more fun) then hooked up with the parental units for thanksgiving festivities. hung out and watched movies...
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--some old classic rock-type band
mondays are tough enough, much more so when one has been out of the office for 5 days. i could really get used to this. seriously.
the extended weekend was gouda. went skiing on wed (fun). backcountry skiing on thursday morning (more fun) then hooked up with the parental units for thanksgiving festivities. hung out and watched movies...
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voltaire:
what movie did you see?
stacie:
sooo much skiing! Glad you had a good weekend 
"take two"
--every director on the planet aside from ed wood
so anyway. that was a little grumpy but hey... whatchagonnado?
so i am not gonna be around for poetry day. figured i would leave you with a limerick for tomorrow:
on thanksgiving we'll all be quite perky
taking time off from all of that worky
spend some time with your crew
watch a parade...
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--every director on the planet aside from ed wood
so anyway. that was a little grumpy but hey... whatchagonnado?
so i am not gonna be around for poetry day. figured i would leave you with a limerick for tomorrow:
on thanksgiving we'll all be quite perky
taking time off from all of that worky
spend some time with your crew
watch a parade...
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justlittleolme:
turkeys taste good.
user8935778:
we were on my couch saturday morning.
he had his arm wrapped around me. tight.
and i was looking at him.
i said, "you're not leaving are you?"
and he said "no... whyyyy?"
and i said "because i don't want you to."
and he said "why?"
and i said "because i need you.."
and he said "why?"
and i whispered "because i love you."
he had his arm wrapped around me. tight.
and i was looking at him.
i said, "you're not leaving are you?"
and he said "no... whyyyy?"
and i said "because i don't want you to."
and he said "why?"
and i said "because i need you.."
and he said "why?"
and i whispered "because i love you."
"Ooo... I'm an axe murderer."
--David Foley
WARNING: FREE SPEECH IN FULL EFFECT BELOW
so i was thinking about this on the way home last night. is bush a serial killer or a mass murderer? both, perhaps?
as governor of texas, bush presided over 131 executions. his war in iraq has lead to the death of over 240 US troops, at least 7898 iraqi civilians...
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--David Foley
WARNING: FREE SPEECH IN FULL EFFECT BELOW
so i was thinking about this on the way home last night. is bush a serial killer or a mass murderer? both, perhaps?
as governor of texas, bush presided over 131 executions. his war in iraq has lead to the death of over 240 US troops, at least 7898 iraqi civilians...
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xxanastasiaxx:
Good question...(don't get me started)
as for the stretching...
UGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Got the suckers through (to about 12g?) but couldn't get the little ring on the end to hold it in my ear (not enough through) so I hoped for the best..woke up, they were still there...at some point in the day, I lost one..(it fell out, HOW? I have no idea) lost it somewhere in the house..but can't find it!!! grrrrr...
been crawling around on my hands and knees all day (there's a visual for ya)
The search continues.....
it burned like HELL trying to get them through..it's gonna be tough getting to 6G.
as for the stretching...
UGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Got the suckers through (to about 12g?) but couldn't get the little ring on the end to hold it in my ear (not enough through) so I hoped for the best..woke up, they were still there...at some point in the day, I lost one..(it fell out, HOW? I have no idea) lost it somewhere in the house..but can't find it!!! grrrrr...
been crawling around on my hands and knees all day (there's a visual for ya)
The search continues.....
it burned like HELL trying to get them through..it's gonna be tough getting to 6G.
"two thumbs up"
--siskel and ebert
i am diggin this new site stuff. and now can begin bitching that i can only have 5 favorite SGs!
and mission accomplished this weekend. went skiing and saw bubba ho'tep. skiing was icy and cold but fun to get out there finally. bubba was pretty much "b" fare but enjoyable nonetheless. the trailer for "die mommy die" was...
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--siskel and ebert
i am diggin this new site stuff. and now can begin bitching that i can only have 5 favorite SGs!
and mission accomplished this weekend. went skiing and saw bubba ho'tep. skiing was icy and cold but fun to get out there finally. bubba was pretty much "b" fare but enjoyable nonetheless. the trailer for "die mommy die" was...
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quinn:
and mm baby. i just saw this hardhat picture.
luscious.
luscious.
silencenoir:
I love the holidays, but it's not like it used to be....not for me and my family anyways. I still enjoy christmas...
Yeah! the new changes are nice....I like that we can have 5 fav girls now... but it's hard to chose just 5, even.
I played hockey outside when I was a kiddo too, in the streets even... I think I was the only girl in my neighborhood who did.
Yeah! the new changes are nice....I like that we can have 5 fav girls now... but it's hard to chose just 5, even.
I played hockey outside when I was a kiddo too, in the streets even... I think I was the only girl in my neighborhood who did.
"if you are not outraged... you are not paying attention."
--the back of some dude's car.
yeah. um. just because i am not screaming bloody murder here doesn't mean i'm all blissful and shit.
but i have to tell you that i am not down with this stupid energy bill and this equally stupid medicare bill the gop is shoving down our collective throats. especially...
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--the back of some dude's car.
yeah. um. just because i am not screaming bloody murder here doesn't mean i'm all blissful and shit.
but i have to tell you that i am not down with this stupid energy bill and this equally stupid medicare bill the gop is shoving down our collective throats. especially...
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silencenoir:
Ski? neat. there's no snow here to ski yet.
hefaistos:
government intrusion is the new dot com industry.
if i had the energy, i would be outraged, but then again, who would listen?
on the local front, a "concerned citizen group" is trying to make seat belt laws MORE intrusive in my state. like what i wear in my own car, that i pay the bills on, is anyones buisness but my own.
if i had the energy, i would be outraged, but then again, who would listen?
on the local front, a "concerned citizen group" is trying to make seat belt laws MORE intrusive in my state. like what i wear in my own car, that i pay the bills on, is anyones buisness but my own.
"Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose"
--Kris Kristofferson
forgive me but i feel the need to rant. what is the deal with ashcroft, bush, et al and their desire to curtail all of our civil liberties? please. freedom of speech is a truly amazing gift and they seek to silence any who have opinions that run contrary to their agenda. protesters are...
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--Kris Kristofferson
forgive me but i feel the need to rant. what is the deal with ashcroft, bush, et al and their desire to curtail all of our civil liberties? please. freedom of speech is a truly amazing gift and they seek to silence any who have opinions that run contrary to their agenda. protesters are...
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silencenoir:
Wonderful thoughts in your journal.
silencenoir:
Yes I agree, the other day I dreamt of Marilyn Manson... very weird.
"HA!"
--Edna Krabappel
this one goes out to the lovely and talented anastasia, who got us all going on this poetry day stuff.
she's a beauty, yes named anastasia
suffers not from achrondroplasia
and her bangs, they are crook'd
least the last time i looked
she's the bomb so please don't let that phase ya!
--Edna Krabappel
this one goes out to the lovely and talented anastasia, who got us all going on this poetry day stuff.
she's a beauty, yes named anastasia
suffers not from achrondroplasia
and her bangs, they are crook'd
least the last time i looked
she's the bomb so please don't let that phase ya!
xxanastasiaxx:
That just made my day!! hell...my week!
thanks!
That just made my day!! hell...my week!
thanks!
"spam, spam, spam, spam..."
--the Pythons
did anyone else get a barrage of unsolicited email today? just checking.
--the Pythons
did anyone else get a barrage of unsolicited email today? just checking.
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xxanastasiaxx:
I hate spam
canned or other wise.
canned or other wise.
lesleyslenning:
just checking in, i am still alive....sleepy, but alive.
"And when where not saving the environment, we're thinkin' of you, naked, thigh deep in tofu."
--Bud and Doyle
so i have not yet reached a conclusion on this one... npr is either awesome or the most heinous thing ever created for my morning commute. i swear, every day i hear something that just pisses me off. today's gem: apparently, the dickhead administration is requesting...
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--Bud and Doyle
so i have not yet reached a conclusion on this one... npr is either awesome or the most heinous thing ever created for my morning commute. i swear, every day i hear something that just pisses me off. today's gem: apparently, the dickhead administration is requesting...
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quinn:
problem? what problem? my only problem right now is that you're in colorado.
hehe.
have a good weekend.
our government sucks.
hehe.
have a good weekend.
our government sucks.
stacie:
what is npr?
and have fun skiing if that's still on!!!
and have fun skiing if that's still on!!!
"your face is pretty. it should be on a christmas card."
--buddy
well. yeah. yesterday was fun. working is for suckas. went to the movies. i love movies.
the next few days are going to be pretty hectic. tomorrow night the no-guts game with my buddy. saturday, skiing with luke. sunday, broncos game. monday night, the new telemark movie starring luke and partially shot by...
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--buddy
well. yeah. yesterday was fun. working is for suckas. went to the movies. i love movies.
the next few days are going to be pretty hectic. tomorrow night the no-guts game with my buddy. saturday, skiing with luke. sunday, broncos game. monday night, the new telemark movie starring luke and partially shot by...
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stacie:
skiing! Lucky bastards!
thank you for being stubertmcfly.
thank you for being stubertmcfly.
hefaistos:
i tried skiing once, and my feet must have hated each other, as they were always going seperate ways. i did much better on a snowboard. there is a place near here, called paoli peaks. its about a quarter mile of hill. all in a straight line. about like the worlds largest playground slide. if you are determined enough however, you can have a killer wipeout.
"If cool was a color, it would be black -- and Billy Joel would be sort of burnt orange."
--Chuck Klosterman
today is poetry day and i am completely unprepared but here goes an attempt for you.
um... damn. hold a sec. this isn't working so hot today...
seems today i have poetry block
though i strive to write limericks that rock
in time i...
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--Chuck Klosterman
today is poetry day and i am completely unprepared but here goes an attempt for you.
um... damn. hold a sec. this isn't working so hot today...
seems today i have poetry block
though i strive to write limericks that rock
in time i...
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voltaire:
poetry day is gay.... ha I rhymed!
quinn:
sometimes thinking is fun.
i miss flirtin with my favorite sg member. sniffle sniffle.