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strikinghelix

Norcross GA

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Saturday Mar 06, 2004

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I have a ticket to see the great and mighty Fantomas at the 40 Watt on April 2nd.
The Japanese group Melt Banana will be the openers.
This promises to be an extremely brutal show.

The weather is so nice and warm right now; you'd never guess that it snowed last week. Today is going to be a fantastic day.

And now, an extremely crude and disgusting joke:
--Did you hear about that necrophiliac guy who fell in love?
--Everything was going great until the cunt split on him.
Ewww...

Good day to you all.
apologees:
im gonna get that fucker...ill be drinking two doors down at that bar....i'll get him. I'LL GET HIM!!!!!!!!!!
tongue
funny joke, btw.

here's another:
what does a small baby look like when you put it in a microwave for 3 minutes?

don't know?

me neither, i was too busy touching myself.
tongue
Mar 6, 2004

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