strikinghelix

You know what I really like doing? Bringing a bunch of people over to my house and getting them all so fucked up they can barely comprehend what is going on. That way, they are so much more suggestive and I can hit them with all sorts of weird shit to fuck with their heads. Today is my buddy Greg's birthday and the ham-hock-sized bottle of sake has made its reappearance to annihilate him and all his friends. To be fair, I am half-annihilated myself after those backdrafts and newcastles and gin and sake and guiness and golden grain and oh my god i have drank a lot tonight.
I just found out my ex-girlfriend got in a bad car wreck and broke several bones and shit today and that really freaked me out but thats OK homes. Later.