strangepants

it's like this.

there's this girl in my hood.

and the way she parks her car is so hot.

she's such a babe when she parks her car.

her range roover to be exact.

then she steps out of her roover with a nordstorms bag and i'm like, no this isn't just some babe.

this is a baberaus.

a babearaus rex.

and this babearaus rex has blonde hair.

what is the world coming to when i'm jonesing after a girl with blonde hair?

you know it'd be cool to go over and ask her if she would be down for a collobrative paint jam and an ashlee simpson concert, yet you know, you fucking know that this babearaus rex would just me alive and spit me out and say something about i ripped off that from vice and how she's all into haylie duff demos and how haylie is way better than ashlee simpson, then probably kick me in the nuts.

yeah, maybe thats why i don't like them blondes, i alwasy associate violence with them.

brunettes just make this rockin' world go round, especially the asian ones.