strangepants

spencer said it best when he said, turn down the volume, its gonna be a bad day.

i think i'm gonna move to geogria and try to start a band.

huh?

If you walk away I walk away
first tell me which road you will take
I don't want to risk our paths crossing somday
so you walk that way I'll walk this way

i'm going try to be suicide girl free starting next week. on sunday, i'm logging out and think about if i want to continue.

but probably, i'll cancel my membership.

i'll need the money to put gas in my car every week.

besides, it's time to move on.

i haven't been that into the site since my all time favorite suicide girl went into archives...
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guess who's my new myspace buddy?

so stoked, yet so retarded.

since we last spoke, i got to go. it was good, but i'm still backed up.

i've slightly frustrated right now only because i haven't been able to really masterbate the past couple of days.

i dunno.

it's annoyning and what not.

i really hate it when chicks wear those giant old lady sun glasses.

i mean, i like it, if they wear them after they've done a bunch of coke and wearing cowboy boots.

fucking twins at the christmas party or at least the one wearing cowboy boots.

now that i'm around people my own age, i have try harder with my jokes. high school kids laugh at most anything.

dang, yo.

i hate being so hiliarious.

and i hate having a runny nose.

ten things i hate about you, style, natch.

geez, natalie portman's ass speaks to me.

its scary.

apparently, ashanti loves me

but, i'm only listening to her song because the beat reminds me of ratatat and i can rockaway to it.

all of my conversations lately have a joke about linkin park somewhere in there. i need to find new kids to goof on.

cock knockers! is gonna be the best teen movie ever!

and it's a total buzz kill when you...
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seriously, i just want to run in my green belt with my dog and my paul frank argyle sweater hoodie on listening to joanna newsom all day long.

i don't want to deal with the peer pressure of people from all over the world thinking that i write funny stuff. unless it gets me a book deal, but ulimately, my book would be a collection...
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