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Asshole boss removed all his property from the office and announced unexpectedly that he was going hunting for a week, just as the owners come into town to inspect the operation. Advantage: stockula.

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sixblueten:
wink
punkinhead:
Dude - happy 4200 comments. That some kind of stoner landmark.


be well,

ph
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Justice.

Posted on Thu, Sep. 02, 2004

Soldier Guilty of Trying to Aid al-Qaida

MELANTHIA MITCHELL

Associated Press

FORT LEWIS, Wash. - A National Guardsman accused of trying to give al-Qaida information about U.S. troops, including methods for killing soldiers, was found guilty Thursday on all five counts of trying to help the terrorist network.

The verdict in Spc. Ryan G. Anderson's court-martial, which began...
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acetracer:
Why do you keep referring to one extreme orthodox faction as the cornerstone of Islam itself? That's like saying the Amish speak for all Christians and Christianity is relegated to Pennsylvania.

Islam isn't relegated to some deep backwater any more than Judaism is relegated to the same area. They both exist in the most prominent areas on earth. Because a few Sunni Muslims have chosen to use their religion to justify murder doesn't make the religion wrong, it makes the murderers wrong.

I don't hear you decrying Christians that want God in the White House like you do Muslims who look for the same in their countries.
acetracer:
Careful, don't let Dubya hear you bad mouthing the Saudis shocked
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Huh. My brother revealed to me for the first time how he went to jail last February.

He was boarding a flight for Juneau to lobby the legislature for the university. As he was passing through security, one of the TSA puds said "I suggest you remove your shoes." My bro didn't take his suggestion and walked through the metal detector fully shod. They freaked,...
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dr_zoidberg:
Sometimes I think you and I are the only people on this site with the guts to defend Gorge Bush. So, you are my hero.
dvsskunk:
Thats awesome.
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koenigsegg:
god damn them and their vile op/ed cartoonists. *rattles fist*
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Went and visted the parents of the girl I've been seeing. Her dad is into falconry eeek He's got an aviary with goshawk he takes hunting for ptarmigan and snow hares.

It was so cool I was kind of floored. He stole the mother goshawk's egg and raised this bird from a hatchling. I asked him if I could be his apprentice, but he kind of...
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Whoa! Family Guy marathon! Glad I turned on the tv.

Here's a tip. When you find an unattended bag in the middle of a street in the middle east, and you think it might contain a bomb? Don't crowd around the bag for a closer look.

http://www.bangedup.com/bu_posts/boomboomyeehaw.wmv
koenigsegg:
why do i suspect that some tiny part of you likes that video for all the wrong reasons
kengineer:
I'm 40, raised in Portland, and we never did the air raid thing when I was a kid. I think I missed the air raid tests, hide under your desks, duck-and-cover thing by a couple of years. We had these huge air raid sirens on top of buildings all over town, but I don't know if I ever heard them go off. Eventually they were dismantled.

Now, growing up in Alaska, with the bombers threatening your airspace, I guess maybe you were a little closer to the "front".

That video is sad. That guy looks like a fatality - or maimed at the very least.
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A clerk bragged to me today about scoring tickets to see Styx at the state fair. Styx.

surreal
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dvsskunk:
Whats wrong you arent into the hippy culture?
tori:
i look like someone that everyone knows. i almost had a guy start screaming at me at work cause he thought i was his ex girlfriend.
sometimes it's hard being me wink
kiss skull kiss
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I've been thinking about this for a while. I need to find the statistics and Moore quotes, but I'm probably right about this.

Michael Moore says we shouldn't fret about terrorism because what are 3000 people on 9/11 in the grand scheme of things? More people die in traffic accidents each year, or from overdosing on aspirin, or slipping in the bath tub. In light...
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wated:
I haven't listened to it properly yet. blush

I'll get back to you when I do though, I promise.
neelyohara:
Yahhh Dahling! But the dude up there is right. I don't have the stomach for this place, but they need you. So don't get zotted! smile
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"I have endured a great deal of ridicule without much malice, and have received a great deal of kindness not quite free from ridicule. I am used to it."

-Abraham Lincoln
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jerry031:
Oh, funny funny shit.
josephene:
"The French Authority found three chemical substances, which are illegal in France, in Mr. Armstrong's body...



Soap, Deodorant, and Toothpaste"


ROFLMAO!!!!! Now, that's good!
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So my dad set out today with 2 friends for a 15 day hiking trip in ANWR, I was going to house sit for him.

Then I get a call close to quitting time from him, to come and pick him up at the crash collision shop. Dumbass hit a moose near Talkneetna at 60 MPH. I come over, his Saturn's windshield and front of...
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tiberius:
Oh man... My dad hit a deer once... Once... The deer came back for revenge...
poopoohead:
Hey, watch out!.

Sorry about the moose incident. My family has plowed its share of deer in Ohio. The worst was actually the one my brother hit, that then got up and limped away. Ick.