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Oh man, I never realized the rich comedy goodness at http://www.allahpundit.com/

I've heard of it for a while but just skimmed through it. I was bored today and read it closely for the first time. Allah's a funny guy, after all.
uptight:
If you are bored tomorrow look at this genuine site:

Ask an Imam.

Some of the Q & A's are hideous (Q: is there such thing as rape in marriage? A: no).

Some...some..some...(eg. Q: "Is wudhu broken due to wetness from the hind passage?" A: "If a person subsequently made Wudhu, the impurity that previously came out does not invalidate the Wudhu. However, if the impurity is equivalent to approximately the hollow of the palm, it will not be permissible to perform Salaat with that garment. If the impurity is lesser than approximately the hollow of the palm, the Salaat will be Makrooh")

Mind you - you can find nutly things on all extremist sites of all religions. I saw one site arguing that Jesus was actually British (and therefore, by extension American).

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Holy shit, what a bad movie!

"Anarchist's Cookbook" a straight-to-video indy flick. A blatant attempt to rip off Fight Club. And very, very dumb.

Especially stupid was the role of the Anarchist's Cookbook in the movie. As if it was the freaking Necronomicon or something. Anyone who knows anything about the subjects covered in that book knows what a useless fucking joke it is.

Painfully...
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stockula:
Yeah, that sucks. Sean feels pretty strongly about the whole Israel deal, he's probably the one who 86'd IE. I try to avoid talking about Israel/Palestine just because it's so useless to argue about. Both sides are convinced they're right, demonize each other, it's like two irreconcilable realities. You'd think people would naturally side with the guys who aren't strapping bombs on children to kill other children, but no. The hate for the US is so deep in the West amongst some people (especially Berkeley/activist types), they're willing to sympathize with the Arabs, because Israel's America's ally. "Israel MUST be the bad guys, America's on their side" is how they think.

I can't understand why else they'd support such a corrupt, repressive government like the PA that programs children from birth to hate and kill Jews in the name of god and produces nothing but misery and war for millions of people. It goes against everything "liberals" stand for. Hate of America/capitalism/Western values extended to Israel is the only way I can explain it.

uptight:
fucking WORD!!!!!!!!!
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Well that fucking sucked.

My Homeland Security Rocket didn't quite work out the way I wanted. On ignition, it blew out the clay nozzle with a loud pop. Without the nozzle to concentrate the thrust, it went up maybe 20 feet, then plunged into the ground. Bummer. frown
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fadedorion:
hey, look on the bright side, if you were nasa you would have to send flowers to grieving widows and make press release statements.
johnny_crotchrot:
damn
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For New Year's I'm making the mother of all bottle rockets. I'm filling a length of 1.5" PVC pipe with black powder, attaching a nozzle made from water clay, and stabilizing it with a 3/8" diameter wood dowl.

There's no exploding charge, just a big ass rocket that hopefully wont explode on ignition. I need to grow up smile
johnny_crotchrot:
Not only are you a conservative but your also a Monica Belucci fan! The only productive shit I have ever used pvc for is potato guns and bottle rocket wars.

[Edited on Dec 29, 2003 8:04PM]
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There have been huge snow storms the last 2 days. I left to go hang out with friends tonight. It took me an hour to get my car up my driveway (it's steep). Shoveled it out, spread gravel, then put rubber traction mats under the wheels. Move 2 feet, stop, repeat. One hour to move 20 freaking feet. surreal

Life here is so hard.
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stockula:
I like when the gangster's about to beat Tom Reagan up, but Tom socks him in the face. "Jeeze, Tom!" as if he's out of line.
racer_x:
I'm not sure exactly what glacier it is , but i can tell you it's somewhere near Yanakwik..the dot over my shoulder is a steel crab boat . it was crazy it was warm that summer., and lots of ice coming off. The circle hooks?...yup many halibut that season, I was up there doing salmon but we longlined for fun.
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We got Saddam. Tee hee. I am as giddy as a little school girl. smile Warm up the cattle prods, boys. We gots some WMD to find.
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legionnaire:
Nope, no specific reason. I've been using this particular handle for a long time, ever since I was going on to BBSs in the late 80's. I think I had a good reason then, but I've since forgotten what it was.

Contrary to popular belief I do not, in fact, have legionnaire's disease. smile
mohollyweird:
add Me as a friend fool! smile
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Hello

My computer has been freaking out for the last few weeks. I am going to to completely reformat the thing, re-insttall the OS (which I suspect is the heart of the problem)

A lot of features on web sites are cancelled out because of my computer wigging out. Hence, my inability to re-update,

Anyway, my offensive journal updates are back. Word up.
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racer_x:
biggrin
ghettoblaster:
welcome back douche bag.
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"There is no conceivable amount of money worth telling the world that you were beaten up by Liza Minnelli."

--Jon Stewart on David Gest's lawsuit for alleged injuries inflicted
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"There is no conceivable amount of money worth telling the world that you were beaten up by Liza Minnelli."

--Jon Stewart on David Gest's lawsuit for alleged injuries inflicted
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racer_x:
Give 'em enough rope....and they'll hang themselves.

you notice those vultures up thar?

wink
robin:
you are right!
that IS where i licked her boob wink
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Ah ha! I found a store that carries Magadanskaya Vodka, a very good Russian vodka that's virtually unknown in the States. The first store that carried it always had sales on it because no one bought it (it's unadvertised, has a really) so I bought several bottles a month, which is an enormous amount of vodka for me (usually drink beer).

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agentornj:
Hey whats the name with that store that carries Russian Vodka?? Two of my brothers live in Fairbanks, maybe I could talk one of 'em into shipping me some.
stockula:
I'm in Anchorage, not Fairbanks. The local store chain here is Value Liquor, there are like 3 stores. Maybe if they have a long layover, there's a store about 2 miles from the airport.
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GODDAMNIT!

My numero uno internet fellowship/community, www.ar15.com, is down again.

It drives me insane. This site has something like 40,000 members, it's the premier firearms discussion board on Earth, and yet it regularly goes down about once a month for an average of three days or so.

Blackouts, hurricanes, strikes, construction crews cutting backbones, technical difficulties with the routers, labor strife with Verizon, software updates...
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My friend is fucking missing! eeek

My friend Fred Frontier got a gig teaching English in Taiwan last May. He was there for only a few days before he decided to go on a hike in a national park. No one has seen or heard from him since.

He was such an open, easy-going, and friendly guy. Always organizing parties, dances, and concerts. He was always...
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