stirfry

Why can't I get into SGCleveland?

I work on Superior Ave (downtown), I have Browns season tickets, I'm going to the Beachland on Sunday, I show my artwork in Cleveland galleries, PLUS we have the same birthday for Gods sake.

I know Mitzi's is the best place for a cheap beer, the Grog Shop just aint the same, the flats sucks, jane campbell is an idiot, Gund arena is now the Q, shakira johnson, ted henry, dick goddard....what do I need to do!