Thats my doggy.. sleeping with her Mr. Frog.
Anyway- today is my 8 year friendship anniversary with Friday.
We've done almost everything together for the past 8 years.. we've had a few fights, but really, not many. We arent the same, but we have enough in common so that we'll probably spend the rest of our lives together as friends. Im really gratefull for her companionship and I dont think i could ever take her friendship for granted. She really is more than a best friend, shes family to me, shes the person I save all of my secrets for, shes the person I tell about my crushes, shes the person who knows all of the bad things Ive done, all of my faults and still loves me. We've been through a lot.. a lot of really fun times and a lot of really hard times too. And shes always been supportive. I really appreciate that, and I appreciate her.
I woke up with cramps. Thats lame. I took some medicine.. and now im drinking some tea. fucking perriods and thier stupid blood and tampons.
Speaking of which, i hate tampon applicators. They make NOOOOO sense to me. I mean seriously. Lets make a piece of cardboard the exact size of a finger and then put the tampon weded in the end of it. That way, women dont have to touch thier own vaginas!! Imagine if men didnt touch thier penises! imagine if they had a cardboard tube to hold up thier wiener everytime they had to pee. that way, theyd never have to touch that shit. Fuck all that. Ill totally touch my snatch up. If you're a girl, go touch your snach, dont use applicators and use a handmirror to look at your snatch. I think most girls havent really looked at thier own vag. Do it.
So last night i finished making a really rad quilt scarf. Its pretty rad but not quite what i had hoped.. but i learnt some things and next one will be different. I have to buy more fabric later.. and im really stoked.
yesterday i was soo active.
I woke up, ate soem brreakfast and showered.
Went to work, read a lot of my book, replied to my emails. Drew up some stuff for my appointment. Got my perriod, took some meds. Ate lunch. Went home and stopped at wal mart. Bought friday a present and didnt finish making it. Got home, decorated my porch with lots of fake leaves and flowers. going for the fall effect. Its pretty. After that i started to bake some squash, cleaned the house for an hour, put a new tablecloth on the table with some new placemats. New candles and a new flowerr arrangement. Worked on my quiltscarf for a couple hours. Overcooked the squash on accident, but luckily it made reat squash soup. Steamed soem snap peas and made soem macaroni and fake cheese. Then we all ate dinner and i finished reading my book.
Friday teased me because im Grannycore.
I guess the fact that i decorated the porch with flowers and leaves and that the house is filled with the scent of candles and that i put a tablecloth and placemats makes our house look granny. And the fact that I cooked, read and made a quilt thing for fun adds to my grandma appeal. haha.. Im so gross.
Im waiting for friday to get home because we were supposed to go hiking.. Ive been up since 8:15. if i had known we werre gonna be so late.. i might have slept an extra hour.. but no big. i like waking up early because then i feel more alive all day.
mayby ill jsut tattoo friday instead of hiking.
I went to wake up ry to go hikign and he says "my stomach hurts." I went to leave.. and i notice the covers moving. So im like "are you whacking off? " and hes like "yeah.."
so I say " does that make your stomach feel better?"
and he says,"no, it makes my wiener feel better" haha.. Fucking crack me up.
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p.s. being grannycore isn't so bad. i've actually been seen knitting a scarf while playing Bingo at the Elk's Lodge. i'm not ashamed.
have a nice day