Ok.. So, work has been busy. March is ending in a busy fashion.. in life, in work.. blah. Last niht I tattooed my friends ribs and lower hip.. he has horrible taste in tattoos... so it was the cover of a bad brians record.. witha terrible drawin. but he wanted it before he left for veneszula (sp?) So i guess that was ok. I have to do some more work with it.. but its dece.
yesterday this uy came into work with a miniture doberman pincher. he was soooo cute and he ran around chasing me until we got tired and took a cuddle on the couch. I didnt want to keep him, because i dont have a lot of time for doggies, so id feel guilty. So Bill took him instead. They have a 185 lbs dog... its a Buella boer or some shit.. i foret. But im almost certain its the bigestdog known in the world.. but whatever. So now they have a 185 lbs dog.. and a 5 lbs dog. It hardly seems suitable. But It seems to be working ok thus far. AArron just carries him around in his arms all the time. The dog is gonna be the lazies piece of turd ever haha.
Today work was insane.. Seriously... there has got to be a limit to the amount of horrible stories I am allowed to collect.
So first thin.. I had some customers, a couple appointments. One was this girl who started to cry as soon as I started tattooing. I kept asking if she were ok, but she said "oh im fine, this barely hurts" then she would break out into sobs. I was slihtly shocked haha.. first person Ive ever made cry. Like sob.. like wail. Cry. So that made thins a little harder... something about tattooing the back of someones neck while they are sobbin and blowin their nose... blah. Whatever, it came out ok
Then I had the rooster lady whos pretty funny. But I also had this uy waitin in the waitin room harassing Friday. He wantedto know how much eagle tattoos cost and told her he wanted to put them on his pecker. How quaint. His wife just kept laughing hystericly. Then when I tried to talk to him, he harrassed me as well. I tried to be polite. He was sassing me about my vegan lunch. Then he was sassing me for stopping the dog from eatin paint. He was like "quit playing with the dog, youve got work to do" arh. He picked out a tattoo of a native american woman with hue perky breasts,,, and blue eyes. I find it hard to believe that a native amaerican woman would have such huge perky breasts.. seeing as they didnt wear bras. Plus Ive seen a lot lot of breasts in my day.. and none that size have been half as perky. Except the fake-os. So maybe she had breast implants. Yeah. I tattooed a native american woman with blue eyes and breast implants. haha.. Anyway. The loud guy calmed down when I started to work.. which usually means PAIN. ha.. but its cool. He seemed nicer then and wasnt so sassy. It turned out that the lady was the mother of one of my old bestest friends.. but I havent seen her in years. She had started to date a kid I hated. And I dont hate many people.. so you ahve to be a pretty worthless piece of crap to make me dislike you that much. Anyway.. shes really talented and intelleent. She does some beautiful photography... So dating that loser was so beneath her. But her mom tells me that shes engaged to a guy in harvard whos really intellegent... It made me happy for her. She definately deserved someone much better than her X. Hes possibly the ugliest person I can think of.. and yeah, physically.. but mentally as well. haha..
Yeah.. So, johnny is over and Friday.. we are cold chillin. We just watched City of lost children. Good times.
Q- name a movie that you like that a lot of other people might not have heard of.
yesterday this uy came into work with a miniture doberman pincher. he was soooo cute and he ran around chasing me until we got tired and took a cuddle on the couch. I didnt want to keep him, because i dont have a lot of time for doggies, so id feel guilty. So Bill took him instead. They have a 185 lbs dog... its a Buella boer or some shit.. i foret. But im almost certain its the bigestdog known in the world.. but whatever. So now they have a 185 lbs dog.. and a 5 lbs dog. It hardly seems suitable. But It seems to be working ok thus far. AArron just carries him around in his arms all the time. The dog is gonna be the lazies piece of turd ever haha.
Today work was insane.. Seriously... there has got to be a limit to the amount of horrible stories I am allowed to collect.
So first thin.. I had some customers, a couple appointments. One was this girl who started to cry as soon as I started tattooing. I kept asking if she were ok, but she said "oh im fine, this barely hurts" then she would break out into sobs. I was slihtly shocked haha.. first person Ive ever made cry. Like sob.. like wail. Cry. So that made thins a little harder... something about tattooing the back of someones neck while they are sobbin and blowin their nose... blah. Whatever, it came out ok
Then I had the rooster lady whos pretty funny. But I also had this uy waitin in the waitin room harassing Friday. He wantedto know how much eagle tattoos cost and told her he wanted to put them on his pecker. How quaint. His wife just kept laughing hystericly. Then when I tried to talk to him, he harrassed me as well. I tried to be polite. He was sassing me about my vegan lunch. Then he was sassing me for stopping the dog from eatin paint. He was like "quit playing with the dog, youve got work to do" arh. He picked out a tattoo of a native american woman with hue perky breasts,,, and blue eyes. I find it hard to believe that a native amaerican woman would have such huge perky breasts.. seeing as they didnt wear bras. Plus Ive seen a lot lot of breasts in my day.. and none that size have been half as perky. Except the fake-os. So maybe she had breast implants. Yeah. I tattooed a native american woman with blue eyes and breast implants. haha.. Anyway. The loud guy calmed down when I started to work.. which usually means PAIN. ha.. but its cool. He seemed nicer then and wasnt so sassy. It turned out that the lady was the mother of one of my old bestest friends.. but I havent seen her in years. She had started to date a kid I hated. And I dont hate many people.. so you ahve to be a pretty worthless piece of crap to make me dislike you that much. Anyway.. shes really talented and intelleent. She does some beautiful photography... So dating that loser was so beneath her. But her mom tells me that shes engaged to a guy in harvard whos really intellegent... It made me happy for her. She definately deserved someone much better than her X. Hes possibly the ugliest person I can think of.. and yeah, physically.. but mentally as well. haha..
Yeah.. So, johnny is over and Friday.. we are cold chillin. We just watched City of lost children. Good times.
Q- name a movie that you like that a lot of other people might not have heard of.
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[Edited on Mar 31, 2004 12:01PM]