Holy crap.
Here are the holidays... terrifying.
Well, all the gifts are done, put in bags, nametagged.
Now, Ive just got to survive the realatives! Tomorrow, Ive got to go to the aunt's house... deal with all of the family, get gifts i dont like, give gifts... and get critisized like this:
Q: How's your job?
A: Oh good, pretty busy.
Q: Is that Why you dont ever visit us?
A: Well, I dont have a car, or really much time, I work a lot of hours.
Q: Why can't you just take time off?
A: Because I'm self employed and the welfare of my bussiness depends on me actually going... can you maybe come up sometime?
Q: Well, I have a pretty serious job, I can't miss days. Its professional.
A: Um... So is my job.
Q: Well... I mean, I can't dress all crazy and skip work. My job Is just, well Its important and I have to pay the bills.
A: Oh? Well, My job is pretty important too....
Q: *rolls eyes*
A: No, really...
hahahahah
Nevermind the fact that my job might be more professional, might need more schooling, medical classes and all that junk. Nevermind my yearly salary, nevermind my hours or whatever haha.. My family still thinks its like a phase Im going through.
Friday just pointed out that a customer standing a few feet away is currently wearing, not one, but 2 drug rugs. 2!! hahah But I guess I shouldnt have pointed that out, because it makes me job seem less professional huh? hahah
But yeah.. jsut because I dont work for some old guy writing me out weekly paychecks doesnt mean i dont have a serious job ya know? I personally support my entire bussiness... I do lots of stuff here, I handle all the cleaning, the mangaing junk, the tattooing, appointments, customers... I do a lot of work, and I think my gfamily sees it as me jsut sitting here in the middle of a rave party or something hahaha..
Yeah so then After my family on wednesday, theres thursday morn with my imedeate family gift giving.. my mom buys me the worst gifts but she means so well
she got me a black feather dress for my birthday a couple years ago haha. Shes still awesome. After that.. theres ryan's family. which is scary. His mom is still trying to convince us all to open a restraunt.. you know? like we could be cooks. I have a hard time believing Id be happy working as a cook with gross meats.. rather than working as a tattooist. What does everyone have against my tattooing! ha..
Then hopefulyl I can go to bed at a decent hour and go back to work!
Actually.. at some point in there, I hope to be watchign episodes of 24!! haha
Ok...
1. Whats the worst gift youve ever gotten?
2. Whats the funnest gifts you've given?
3. whats the dorkiest thing about your friends?
A:
1. A leather vest in brown. I said "but im a vegetarian! and my grandma said "well you dont have to eat it!"
2. Let's see, I gave my old jerk co-worker an enima kit. That gift ruled, shoulda seen his face. I wish he'd use it
Oh yeah And my best backup friend, josh, I drew him a picture of him waving a wad of money and Friday making a ghetto move and dancing around to "roll out"... Its a big poster
3. My best friend, Friday, knows every single word to every song ever. I dont know how, but she knows them, and she sings along everywhere we go. The grocery store... the movies (she hums along with the opening theme that shows people getting popcorn and where the exits are) hahaha.. Shes so dorky. Also, my other best friend, josh has thick black hair and he flops it in his eyes.. everyone always sees pictures and asks if he's wearing a wig
Here are the holidays... terrifying.
Well, all the gifts are done, put in bags, nametagged.
Now, Ive just got to survive the realatives! Tomorrow, Ive got to go to the aunt's house... deal with all of the family, get gifts i dont like, give gifts... and get critisized like this:
Q: How's your job?
A: Oh good, pretty busy.
Q: Is that Why you dont ever visit us?
A: Well, I dont have a car, or really much time, I work a lot of hours.
Q: Why can't you just take time off?
A: Because I'm self employed and the welfare of my bussiness depends on me actually going... can you maybe come up sometime?
Q: Well, I have a pretty serious job, I can't miss days. Its professional.
A: Um... So is my job.
Q: Well... I mean, I can't dress all crazy and skip work. My job Is just, well Its important and I have to pay the bills.
A: Oh? Well, My job is pretty important too....
Q: *rolls eyes*
A: No, really...
hahahahah
Nevermind the fact that my job might be more professional, might need more schooling, medical classes and all that junk. Nevermind my yearly salary, nevermind my hours or whatever haha.. My family still thinks its like a phase Im going through.
Friday just pointed out that a customer standing a few feet away is currently wearing, not one, but 2 drug rugs. 2!! hahah But I guess I shouldnt have pointed that out, because it makes me job seem less professional huh? hahah
But yeah.. jsut because I dont work for some old guy writing me out weekly paychecks doesnt mean i dont have a serious job ya know? I personally support my entire bussiness... I do lots of stuff here, I handle all the cleaning, the mangaing junk, the tattooing, appointments, customers... I do a lot of work, and I think my gfamily sees it as me jsut sitting here in the middle of a rave party or something hahaha..
Yeah so then After my family on wednesday, theres thursday morn with my imedeate family gift giving.. my mom buys me the worst gifts but she means so well
Then hopefulyl I can go to bed at a decent hour and go back to work!
Ok...
1. Whats the worst gift youve ever gotten?
2. Whats the funnest gifts you've given?
3. whats the dorkiest thing about your friends?
A:
1. A leather vest in brown. I said "but im a vegetarian! and my grandma said "well you dont have to eat it!"
2. Let's see, I gave my old jerk co-worker an enima kit. That gift ruled, shoulda seen his face. I wish he'd use it
3. My best friend, Friday, knows every single word to every song ever. I dont know how, but she knows them, and she sings along everywhere we go. The grocery store... the movies (she hums along with the opening theme that shows people getting popcorn and where the exits are) hahaha.. Shes so dorky. Also, my other best friend, josh has thick black hair and he flops it in his eyes.. everyone always sees pictures and asks if he's wearing a wig
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2) That's easy: Humphrey the Humping Dog for my grandfather. He is dying of cancer right now, but he has a sick sense of humor. So I bought him the little pervert chihuahua to brighten his day.
3) We quote Homestarrunner. All the time. Also MST3K. We're big dorks.