As the world turns, like the sands through an hourglass... this is general hospital's guiding light...
er something like that... why does everything turn out to such a soap opera? if i were some hunky guy with good with a chiseld face and broad shoulders (oh wait i am
) i would probably have a following of middleaged house wifes and 13 yr old girls rushing off the school-bus to catch the next episode. Just to see if "Brock" (thas me) finds his love. Does he go for the beautiful "Stephanie", the heiress "Leigh-Anne", the widow "Lauren", the temptress "Anna", or "Stephanie's" retarded twin sister "Barbara" ?
But here's the catch. Barbara secretly isn't retarded, she's an evil bitch hell-bent on revenge of the death of her lost love "Stephano", who really isn't dead. He's actually "Bryan", but you can't tell it's "Stephano" because he's had plastic surgery so the New Zealand maffia can't recognise him and exact their revenge for crippling their Black Market Kiwi Crime Syndicate. "Leigh-Anne's" fortunes have been squabbled away due to a severe addiction to Kiwi, wherein the New Zealand Maffia comes into play. You see "Lauren" is actually the widow of the N.Z. Maffias boss, "Horatio" who was killed by "Stephano." But he wasn't really killed... he was in cahoots with "Stephano" and faked both of their deaths. With "Horatio" having a sex change and becoming "Stephanie" and "Stephano" becoming "Bryan" they could finally fufill their dreams of marriage with out the fears of homophobia and the N.Z. Maffia's wrath. Somehow "Leigh-Anne" found all this out and is blackmailing both "Stephanie" and "Bryan." So what the hell does "Brock" have to do with all this? He doesn't fucking have a clue.
Tune in for tomorrow's episode, "Operation: Thundercles" or "Not the Sharpest Marble in the Bag"!!!
*sits back and marvels at the pure genius of the plot*
Q: If you were "Brock" what would you do?
er something like that... why does everything turn out to such a soap opera? if i were some hunky guy with good with a chiseld face and broad shoulders (oh wait i am
) i would probably have a following of middleaged house wifes and 13 yr old girls rushing off the school-bus to catch the next episode. Just to see if "Brock" (thas me) finds his love. Does he go for the beautiful "Stephanie", the heiress "Leigh-Anne", the widow "Lauren", the temptress "Anna", or "Stephanie's" retarded twin sister "Barbara" ?
But here's the catch. Barbara secretly isn't retarded, she's an evil bitch hell-bent on revenge of the death of her lost love "Stephano", who really isn't dead. He's actually "Bryan", but you can't tell it's "Stephano" because he's had plastic surgery so the New Zealand maffia can't recognise him and exact their revenge for crippling their Black Market Kiwi Crime Syndicate. "Leigh-Anne's" fortunes have been squabbled away due to a severe addiction to Kiwi, wherein the New Zealand Maffia comes into play. You see "Lauren" is actually the widow of the N.Z. Maffias boss, "Horatio" who was killed by "Stephano." But he wasn't really killed... he was in cahoots with "Stephano" and faked both of their deaths. With "Horatio" having a sex change and becoming "Stephanie" and "Stephano" becoming "Bryan" they could finally fufill their dreams of marriage with out the fears of homophobia and the N.Z. Maffia's wrath. Somehow "Leigh-Anne" found all this out and is blackmailing both "Stephanie" and "Bryan." So what the hell does "Brock" have to do with all this? He doesn't fucking have a clue.
Tune in for tomorrow's episode, "Operation: Thundercles" or "Not the Sharpest Marble in the Bag"!!!
*sits back and marvels at the pure genius of the plot*
Q: If you were "Brock" what would you do?
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lenore:
hahahahahaha! If I were Brock I'd probably get a brain tumor!
katie:
what's with the edited comment in the journal?